While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife.
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I would like to be a butterfly. Because nobody suspects the butterfly.
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Bart Bucks are not legal tender
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Hélas, if only men could love not with one half of their hearts but with the whole organ that the Lord has given them, no one would deserve t...
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All work and no play makes Bart a dull boy
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Woe to whomever laughs once and gets used to it because life's treacherousness knows no bounds and when she bestows gifts on you with one hand...
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Sun up, sun down, the days slip by and the sand lifted by the breeze will swallow my ship; but I will die here, as I am, standing in my little...
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All rivers, even the most dazzling, those that catch the sun in their course, all rivers go down to the ocean and drown. And life awaits man a...
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'Life is a sea with no stops, not a single lighthouseand men are ships with no destination', and saying this she proudly pulled herself up, as...
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Remember the time he ate my goldfish, and you lied to me and said I never had any goldfish? Then why did I have the bowl Bart? Why did I have the bowl?
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At first, people stood along the schoolchildren's path and asked them anxiously, 'Tell me, my little goats, how do your heads feel? Don't your...
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Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Santa Claus
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Okay, crew, set your faces to 'stunned'.
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Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me...
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I will not pledge allegiance to Bart
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