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Famous Bart Simpson Quotes

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Quote Left While you are away, movie stars are taking your women. Robert Redford is dating your girlfriend, Tom Selleck is kissing your lady, Bart Simpson is making love to your wife. Quote Right
Quote Left I would like to be a butterfly. Because nobody suspects the butterfly. Quote Right
Quote Left Christmas is the one time of year when people of all religions come together to worship Santa Claus Quote Right
Quote Left Okay, crew, set your faces to 'stunned'. Quote Right
Quote Left Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Can't sleep clowns will eat me... Quote Right