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Quote Left Dr. Evil The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Quote Right
Quote Left We plan on bringing in a band that played during the South by Southwest Music Festival in Austin on Feb. 24. Quote Right
Quote Left Austin Powers No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound Quote Right
Quote Left Tears are the summer showers to the soul. Quote Right
Quote Left So long as faith with freedom reigns And loyal hope survives, And gracious charity remains To leaven lowly lives; While there is one untrodden tract For intellect or will, And men are free to think and act, Life is worth living still. Quote Right
Quote Left Is life worth living? Yes, so long As there is wrong to right. Quote Right
Quote Left Austin Powers Yeah, baby, yeah Quote Right
Quote Left Dr. Evil I demand the sum... OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS. Quote Right
Quote Left Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have sharks with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads Now evidently my cycloptic colleague informs me that that cannot be done. Ah, what do I pay you people for, honestly Throw me a bone here Quote Right
Quote Left So long as faith with freedom reigns
And loyal hope survives,
And gracious charity remains
To leaven lowly lives;
While there is one untrodden tract
For intellect or will,
And men are free to think and act,
Life is worth living still.
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Quote Left It is in the battery shed that we find the parallel with Auschwitz....To shut your mind, heart and imagination from the sufferings of others is to begin slowly, but inexorably, to die. Those Christians who close their minds and hearts to the cause of animal welfare, and the evils it seeks to combat, are ignoring the Fundamental spiritual teachings of Christ himself. Quote Right
Quote Left Time goes, you say? Ah, no! Alas, Time stays, we go. Quote Right
Quote Left Is life worth living? Yes, so long
As there is wrong to right.
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Quote Left Austin Powers Do I make you horny Randy Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I Quote Right
Quote Left Reason clears and plants the wilderness of the imagination to harvest the wheat of art. Quote Right
Quote Left We should thank God that He did not give us the power of hearing through walls; otherwise there would be no such thing as friendship Quote Right
Quote Left Whoever said Marriage is a 5-5 proposition laid the foundation for more divorce fees than any other short sentence in our language. Quote Right
Quote Left My name is Brian Green by birth. Austin was made up by my parents when I was nine, because there was another Brian Green in the Screen Actors Guild. Quote Right
Quote Left Christ does not save us by acting a parable of divine love; he acts the parable of divine love by saving us. That is the Christian faith. Quote Right
Quote Left 'Knowledge, without common sense,' says Lee, is 'folly; without method, it is waste; without kindness, it is fanaticism; without religion, it is death.' But with common sense, it is wisdom with method, it is power; with clarity, it is beneficence; with religion, it is virtue, and life, and peace. Quote Right
Quote Left The best way to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence. Quote Right
Quote Left I've got more chins than a Chinese phone book! Quote Right
Quote Left Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces. Quote Right
Quote Left Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind. Quote Right
Quote Left We need to bring home to people that all cruel behaviour, whoever or whatever the victims, is the expression of a deep evil flaw in human nature, and that all who oppose and fight it, in whatever form, are crusading against a curse that could destroy us all. Quote Right
Quote Left You need only reflect that one of the best ways to get yourself a reputation as a dangerous citizen these days is to go about repeating the very phrases which our founding fathers used in the struggle for independence. Quote Right
Quote Left Happiness is the harvest of a quiet eye. Quote Right
Quote Left The best blood will at some time get into a fool or a mosquito. Quote Right
Quote Left In levying taxes and in shearing sheep it is well to stop when you get down to the skin. Quote Right
Quote Left Yet saddest of all fates, surely, is to have lost that sense of the holiness of life altogether; that we commit the blasphemy of bringing thousands of lives to a cruel and terrifying death or of making those lives a living death -- and feel nothing. Quote Right
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Member Quotes About Austin

Quote Left "Fiction writers are always right since they have full control over the story they are penning," said Austin Macauley, Author Marc O'Brien Quote Right
Quote Left "I stopped asking questions as a journalist and started answering them writing fiction," said Austin Macauley, UK Author who resides in Las Vegas, NV. Quote Right
Quote Left "If a creative person is working in crisis communication poetrysoup.com and it's welcoming of fictional work along with having a link for its professional display is gold for the problem solver," said Austin Macauley Fictional Author Marc O'Brien, "in a controlled information distribution setting someone can handle a sensitive situation with the goal to find the proper resolution." Quote Right
Quote Left "Flash Fiction is a wonderful way to tell the Hallmark greeting card company you should of hired me," said Austin Macauley, UK Fiction Author Marc O'Brien. Quote Right
Quote Left "It is the giving season maybe if we all gave a hundred percent something will work." said Austin Macauley, UK Author Marc O'Brien Quote Right
Quote Left "Let your characters self destruct not you," said Austin Macauley, UK Author Marc O'Brien. Quote Right
Quote Left "In a world filled with self destructive temptations that breeds a controlled life style let the free spirited author create a fictional character that self destructs leaving the independent reader the power to think," said Austin Macauley, UK Author Marc O'Brien. Quote Right
Quote Left "If a professional job has any purpose in life then before making a profit the idea that writing fiction to make a statement without hurting anyone using the interpretative concept should be as respected as money earned," said Austin Macauley, UK Author Marc O'Brien. Quote Right
Quote Left "If a book does not have a conflict would you read it so be challenged in life with what the antagonist throws at you knowing that the resolution will be in your favor," said Austin Macauley, UK author Marc O'Brien. Quote Right
Quote Left Because you can't stop living, and it's the most exhausting thing. Quote Right