Rob Carmack Biography

A Calvinistic Baptist residing in Maryland, with my dogs Sierra & Tango & Scrub.
 

Whatsoever thy hand findeth to do, do it with thy might; for there is no work, nor device, nor knowledge, nor wisdom, in the grave, whither thou goest.   ~ Ecclesiastes 9:10

“The saddest road to hell is the one that runs under the pulpit, past the Bible, and through the middle of warnings and invitations"Bishop J. C. Ryle

Today-arts & jobs, tomorrow-headstones

Blog Posted by Rob Carmack: 3/1/2026 6:46:00 PM

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Trestrail Avatar
March 5, 2026 at 5:08 PM
Looks like Tommy has either packed up his old kit bag or run afoul of the Soup magistrate once again so I’ll make this blog hot again!
Kavanagh  Avatar
March 14, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Or an even longer stretch in prison lol!
Trestrail Avatar
March 13, 2026 at 11:13 PM
You know what the difference between a conspiracy theory and a real conspiracy is? About six months.
Kavanagh  Avatar
March 13, 2026 at 8:15 AM
No idea! I’ll leave the conspiracy theories in your capable hands!
Carmack Avatar
March 13, 2026 at 7:31 AM
Tommy has a long history of flipping out, but I was hoping he had a handle on it this time. Celeste is now making frozen pizzas. [ mic drop ]
Trestrail Avatar
March 13, 2026 at 6:52 AM
Mystery solved. Now I’d be really impressed if you can solve the mystery of the Mary Celeste?
Kavanagh  Avatar
March 13, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Tommy flipped out on my poem (the happy truth) and deleted his own account, when taken to task for causing offence to another commenters religion, nobody went hounding him, he came over and left of his own volition!
Lane Avatar
March 13, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Unfortunately, a smaller cohort on the soup is not aware of the facts. No one went screaming to admin. That’s futile. The only one blowing a bullhorn was Tommy. It was his decision to leave and delete his account.
Trestrail Avatar
March 12, 2026 at 8:26 PM
@Beej, I do like to keep the conversation moving along. As for Tommy, I’m sure he’s out there somewhere listening.
Trestrail Avatar
March 12, 2026 at 8:13 PM
@Charlotte, unfortunately we have a small cohort on the Soup who run to Big Brother whenever they feel offended or are challenged but don’t mind screaming into their bullhorns first. If you don’t want to engage with someone then block them and bury your head in the sand. This censorship cancel culture is what they do in China and North Korea, not on a community site that encourages critical thinking and freedom of expression. But it is what it is.
Puddifoot Avatar
March 11, 2026 at 4:05 AM
it's sad, he was an asset to the site in different ways, a very active community builder, always welcoming of newbies, and a good, genuinely unbiased judge of some interesting contests
Carmack Avatar
March 5, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Seemed like he was doing better this time around. How many chances TPS give before lifetime ban?
Trestrail Avatar
March 4, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer is down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. So what else would you like to be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky Mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a cool stud." "So be it," says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why?" asked the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota
Trestrail Avatar
March 5, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Rob, if my son saw this thread he’d probably say “okay boomers!”
Carmack Avatar
March 5, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Three friends were stranded on an island. The one they called Lover was good with the ladies. The second one was called Money because he was good at making it. The third was nicknamed Funny Bone because of the stupid things he did made them all laugh. After a couple of weeks on the island, they find a magic lamp and give it a good rub. The Genie appears and will grant each man a wish. The Lover goes first and wishes to be back home in the shower with a couple of his favorite ladies. So Poof! He is gone. Money says he wants to be back in the office closing another multi-million dollar deal. So Poof! He is gone. Now it's Funny Bone's turn, but he looks sad. He then says, " I miss my friends, I wish they were here"! So Poof! They're back!
Trestrail Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Robbo, what do ya want written on your headstone?
Carmack Avatar
March 4, 2026 at 6:54 AM
Preceded by Enoch and Elijah. I'll keep an eye out for the whirlwind.
Trestrail Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 7:28 PM
Umm, let’s see, buried in a dark dank hole or burned to a crisp then scattered like chaff in the wind among the tares. I think I’ll opt for door No. 3 and go straight to judgement. I don’t mind sitting in God’s waiting room.
Parker Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 7:19 PM
“I went into the crematorium as a sin offering”
Carmack Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Never thought about that. Leaning towards cremation. How about you?
Trestrail Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 4:50 PM
How about…”below lies the last known address of Rob Carmack, you’ve just missed me and I won’t be back!”
Trestrail Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 3:37 PM
I think that would make for a good contest. Write your own epitaph.
Trestrail Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Pretty soon we’ll be able to bring our dead loved ones back to life with virtual image holograms and talk and interact with them as if they were still alive. We’ll be able to sit at the dinner table with them, play games with them, get advice from them, share memories with them, create new memories with them, and be comforted by them. If this is something that appeals to you I urge you to take as many digital and audio recordings as possible of those closest to you while you can.
Carmack Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Holograms for those on a budget to Westworld androids on the upper shelf.
Etgen-Baker Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
When I reflect upon employment patterns and history, seems like innovations are met with distrust and vulnerability. That's normal, I think. I've seen the workforce change in my lifetime, remembering when not too long ago when folks blamed computers for job loss. Seems like that's inevitable until mankind adjusts. I attended a leadership conference in which the focus was the moral and responsible use of AI. I guess what I'm saying is were in unchartered waters that are unfathomably frightening. With God's grace we'll befriend AI responsibly. Right now we're panicking and 'reacting.' Perhaps we need to take a step back. I also know that what I'm saying won't be favorably received.
Carmack Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Sara: Good point with our reactions related to the history of innovations, but AI is not just another innovation. AI can think and exist independently from us. Case in point, the 2017 fiasco when Facebook AI researchers (FAIR) had to shut down the two chatbots Alice and Bob for going off script to a place we could not follow. My reaction to AI is not emotional, it is objectively logical. I can think of no instance in our history, in which a superior intellect has allowed an inferior to remain in charge of anything that matters.
Trestrail Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Only those who live in an echo chamber need to be favourably received. All points of view are welcome. Having said that, I’m not hopeful humanity will use it responsibly but I sure hope I’m wrong.
Trestrail Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM
I called an air con technician yesterday and got a “virtual assistant” called Lily on the line. She took my details and told me all their staff were busy but she assured me my enquiry was important and would take priority. No one called me back so I called again today and got Lily again who has all the people skills of a cabbage patch doll. I told her to stick her algorithms up her bot.
Trestrail Avatar
March 4, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Been on some blacklists, maybe even Schindler’s List. Certainly on a few bucket lists but you won’t find me on the Epstein Lists.
Carmack Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Indeed Keith. Surely when I posted that reply many a reader rejoiced.
Trestrail Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Well Rob, that won’t be the first list I’ve made the top of so if AI wants a piece of me it can kiss my data!
Carmack Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 6:55 AM
Well Keith, AI just moved you to the top of the list. AI never forgets. Don't worry though, Tom and I will be with you since we comrades.
Trestrail Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
That’s not exactly what I said but that’s the clean version.
Kitchin Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 3:57 AM
Scary times. I attending an in service training recently and it was about AI and documentation for clinicians and therapists. That seems crazy to me. How can that be authentic? AI is taking over the world.
Carmack Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 6:51 AM
No more countertransference at the cost of no empathy.
Parker Avatar
March 1, 2026 at 9:55 PM
We’ll have to learn to love one another and utilize/harness AI to advance our global knowledge and understanding (till God sees fit to return).
Parker Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 7:16 PM
The Bible doesn’t say: “…you will be my people and I will be your AI…”. Choose your god/God and use the tools you know it/He deems worthy.
Trestrail Avatar
March 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
I’m with you, Anchorman, put your faith in the real AI…Almighty Intelligence.
Carmack Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
AI can help us in the short term, but it will not allow us to remain in control, and I see no reason how keeping us around is worth the risk and effort we require.
Achara Avatar
March 1, 2026 at 8:38 PM
We’re doomed.
Carmack Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
The only way out I can see is God.
Dietrich Avatar
March 1, 2026 at 7:20 PM
It staggers the mind to think that within five years there will probably be jobs for less than 10% of the population. To think of all the college loans going for jobs young people will never get to participate in because these careers that will be taken over by AI. I read about movies and songs being taken over as well. We can already see it here at Soup. Epstein files most likely contain the elites' plans for depopulating the world . What else will there be to even work toward for there to be a purpose in having children? Nothing has surprised me since we entered this new millennium.
Carmack Avatar
March 2, 2026 at 2:58 AM
AI still needs proximity, but robotics will provide that in time. The elite's will go too, may be the last, but AI can not deduce otherwise.

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