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Read Poems by Arlene Smith

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Not Exactly What She Had In Mind

Witchy, with a big fat wart
so horrid not a man would court.

She could have shed it with a spell,
so handsome men would ring her bell.

But Witchy's not the sharpest tool.
In conjuring, she was the fool.

A spell to be craved and adored.
She giggled as her magic poured.

Now she sits upon a log.
Just a big old slimy frog.

Toads adore her big fat wart.
Droves of them hop by to court.

Handsome men, her legs do crave;
fried in a pan or microwaved!

Copyright © Arlene Smith | Year Posted 2017


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  1. Date: 9/12/2017 12:24:00 PM

    Witty and funny. Enjoyed reading.
  1. Date: 9/8/2017 12:37:00 PM

    haha...very humorous Arlene