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Not so Happy Holidays

You know I got divorced,
From a nagging wife who turned out to be horsed.
So I scribed to Daddymas for a new bird, 
Told him the lyrics, gave him the word. 

I said, “She must not be skinny, or too fat,”
She must be in between, a plump middle age old bat.
 You know something crossed between a chicken and a turkey,
What do you call ‘em  ah yes! A Churkey.

Daddymas was swift, speedily replied,
I was so excited until I read his letter inside.
“Now listen carefully,” daddymas said to me,
"You need to go to this place and there she will be."

"Not skinny or too fat,"
"In between just the way you like her, a plump middle aged old bat."
If you in this place she’ll be there, your “Churkey,” an attractive dish,
And you know what the f—ker gave me, free subscription to the online dating agency “plenty of fish.”

(I'M a bit rusty)

Copyright © Sidney Hall Mad Poet | Year Posted 2013


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Date: 6/29/2021 7:05:00 AM

good one. lol
Date: 9/2/2016 10:30:00 AM

Ouch, maybe a fish isn't such a bad idea? Sprinkle food on top of the water, not too much, you see? It won't complain, nor be a nuisance, it will only swim around like it was looking for a place to escape.:) Thanks for today's smile, Sid. Best wishes, Mikki
Date: 1/27/2016 1:10:00 PM

Date: 12/24/2013 3:42:00 AM

mad Poet, this is not so happy... However, --Dropping by with SMILES and CHRISTMAS CHEERS. Thank You for making this a great year for ALL OF US. --- May magic fill your days and all your dreams come true this holiday season. MERRY CHRISTMAS <3 Love Linda -The Sweetest Poet Destroyer
Date: 11/30/2013 11:52:00 PM

Nice entry for the contest, good luck, Sidney