Pub Crawl
I wish I could do a pub crawl
go out and go real mad
I wish I could do a pub crawl
But it would really make me bad.
Just one sugar laden pint of ale
Would make me go a whiter shade of pale.
I wish I could do a pub crawl
It really makes me sad.
but if I do a pub crawl
it would really make me bad.
I would love to do a pub crawl
maybe for one final time
But I dare not rave, I've reached that age
Where I'm fast asleep by nine.
I wish I could do a pub crawl
it would really blow my mind.
But my sugar count is pandamount
to definately make me go blind.
I wish I could do a pub crawl
Have a laugh with all of you
I wish I could do a pub crawl
give my liver some work to do
But I cant get wired
I'm always tired
its just not a thing that I should do
I wish I could do a pub crawl
You know I really do.
but I dare not be so bold.
Ive gotten too old.
I dare not get far from my loo.
so I can't do a pub crawl
It something that I cant fix
no I cant do a pub crawl.
I guess its time to watch Netflix
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