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Best Poems Written by Broccoli Porn

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Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
Humpty's mother was very sad
To see her son in the hospital

Humpty Dumpty was slowly dying
Humpty Dumpty was Painfully frying
He said that there was only one cure
Just give me one popsicle

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The Ac Unit

The AC unit
Cold, Hard
Freezing, Shivering, Dying
The AC unit, The Dials, Bed bugs, Bed sheets
Sleeping, Snuggling, Dreaming
Warm, Soft
The Bed

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Room Service

Trip
Hotels
Room Service
Very expensive 
It is very slow
They mess up my order
Why they no give me burger
I give room service zero stars
I hate everybody in hotel
Surprise mothers of Jesus, i'm Chinese

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The Russian Hacker

Ay yo whats good its the Russian Hacker
I be trying out products 
boom boom wow
Im in the forest trying to survive
I have no apples, sorry cow
I have a huge dog
His name is Hugo
He eats so much food
when i order it it's to-go
If your in the forest feeling dirty
just use a portable shower
my rhymes are sick
but my roasts are sour
When someone roasts me
i pull the trigger
jesus christ is my tigger

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Roses Are Red

Roses are red 
Violets are blue
I think i just pooped myself
It feels like doo doo

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I Can Do Something That You Cant

I do something that you cant
It's cooler than you might think
I can do it right over here
I can flex my eyelids

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