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Pls Revive I Have Ray Gun

I am the most useful on my team
Sponsored brand is Supreme
Pls revive or we get creamed
Give you raygun? In your dreams

I shoot zombies in the head
Pls revive or we're all dead
Cannot stop even for bed
Favorite zeppelin is made of led

Mom do yell at me
I am black belt I wear Gi
Use bottle for when I pee
Trip over trophy from spelling bee

Scream and cry and pee a little
Cannot stand, bones are brittle
Mom comes and spouts some useless drivel
Do make me grow? No, I shrivel

Dad tries to leave me at gas station
Cannot run, no respiration
I am put on the iron lung
Mother do not care if I get hung

I am white, water is spicy
Pull out whipped cream, getting dicey
Way too hot for my desire
Blood pressure rapidly climbing higher

I am so dank, so MLG
Dortitos are the end of me
I die

Copyright © Water Balloon | Year Posted 2017



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Lonely

All around me, moving, talking
The whispers reach me, but fall on deaf ears
I just keep on walking forwards
But I'm moving into my fears

They just don't understand me
My problems, my doubts
Lie awake waiting during nighttime
For my social life to sprout

I can step into the limelight
Show off, hang out
But behind those cold, closed walls
I can't keep the loneliness out

They love me, they hate me
My world torn apart
Then laying broken off to the side,
My cold, lifeless heart

Copyright © Water Balloon | Year Posted 2017

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Wyeth Smoke All the Drug

Wyeth Wyeth
He cut a rug
Wyeth Wyeth
He smoke all drug
Wyeth Wyeth
Need a hug
Wyeth Wyeth
Stoke the nug
Wyeth Wyeth
He is so cool
Wyeth Wyeth
Never cruel
Wyeth Wyeth
He go in pool
Wyeth Wyeth
McDaniels rules

Copyright © Water Balloon | Year Posted 2017

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The Ballad of Nicholas

Hair so red
Locks like fire
Nicholas is here
Growing desire

He laughs so loud
But so soft spoken
Leaves my class
Forever broken

Wait five days
Can hardly stand it
Show him memes
I'm reprimanded

Kill the teacher
Hide the body
Back to Nick
Total hottie

Copyright © Water Balloon | Year Posted 2017


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