Pls Revive I Have Ray Gun

I am the most useful on my team Sponsored brand is Supreme Pls revive or we get creamed Give you raygun? In your dreams I shoot zombies in the head Pls revive or we're all dead Cannot stop even for bed Favorite zeppelin is made of led Mom do yell at me I am black belt I wear Gi Use bottle for when I pee Trip over trophy from spelling bee Scream and cry and pee a little Cannot stand, bones are brittle Mom comes and spouts some useless drivel Do make me grow? No, I shrivel Dad tries to leave me at gas station Cannot run, no respiration I am put on the iron lung Mother do not care if I get hung I am white, water is spicy Pull out whipped cream, getting dicey Way too hot for my desire Blood pressure rapidly climbing higher I am so dank, so MLG Dortitos are the end of me I die