Water Balloon Poet Free verse

Pls Revive I Have Ray Gun

I am the most useful on my team
Sponsored brand is Supreme
Pls revive or we get creamed
Give you raygun? In your dreams

I shoot zombies in the head
Pls revive or we're all dead
Cannot stop even for bed
Favorite zeppelin is made of led

Mom do yell at me
I am black belt I wear Gi
Use bottle for when I pee
Trip over trophy from spelling bee

Scream and cry and pee a little
Cannot stand, bones are brittle
Mom comes and spouts some useless drivel
Do make me grow? No, I shrivel

Dad tries to leave me at gas station
Cannot run, no respiration
I am put on the iron lung
Mother do not care if I get hung

I am white, water is spicy
Pull out whipped cream, getting dicey
Way too hot for my desire
Blood pressure rapidly climbing higher

I am so dank, so MLG
Dortitos are the end of me
I die

♡Like0

Share Poem

---

Post Comments

Poetrysoup is an environment of encouragement and growth so only provide specific positive comments that indicate what you appreciate about the poem. Negative comments will result your account being banned.

Please Login to post a comment

Doug Vinson March 1, 2017 at 2:53 PM When the playful gods write poetry, this is what it's like. : )

Maureen McGreavy Pigeon Tart February 21, 2017 at 2:46 PM Hysterical! I love that I can't be sure of age or gender, and only assume human. lol ;)