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Candace Hodges Poem
You Can't Make Me Love You
You can't make me love you
Because you love me,
You can't force something to happen
When something isn't meant to be,
The way you feel about me
Is not the way I feel about you,
You see a lover in me,
I only see a friend in you,
Stop trying to win me over
Stop telling me you can't let go,
Stop hoping I will say yes
And start excepting the word no,
What is it going to take
To get through to you,
No matter how much you want to be with me
I don't want to be with you,
You have to get it through your head
You have to move on,
You will find someone else to love
And it won't be to long,
Give up the chase
Just do what is right,
Stop wasting your time on me
Give up this fight.
Copyright © Candace Hodges | Year Posted 2016
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Candace Hodges Poem
"lustful Fantasy"
Your lips are like wine and I want to get drunk tonight,
Your body is a tasty dish that will satisfy my appetite,
I need you right now I can't wait much longer,
My incredible urges are getting stronger and stronger,
My body is on fire,
Your taking me higher and higher,
You won't stop until we've had enough,
You know I'm the kind of girl who likes it rough,
No man has ever done to me the things you do,
You made my wildest fantasies come true,
But this is only the beginning there are more passionate nights ahead,
So until then I'll fantasies about you when I go to bed.
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Candace Hodges Poem
Kicking Some Mouse Butt
I can since when a rodent is there,
I bet he's dropping his disgusting feces everywhere,
This thing outsmarted every mousetrap I bought,
It ate the cheese right off the trap and didn't even get caught,
I saw the hungry little beast eating crumbs off the toaster,
So I decided to give it a piece of my mind,
But just as I was about to hit it with my hammer,
The sucker got away just in time,
One day while sitting in the living room,
Watching my favorite episode of family ties,
I found the filthy sucker sitting on top of my t.v set,
Laughing and looking at me with his dark beady eyes,
This mouse thinks he's clever,
But I'll tell you what,
When it comes to man vs mouse,
I'm kicking some mouse butt,
This is no longer a joke,
This is man vs beast,
Than when I'm done I'll give it to the cat,
So she can have one heck of a feast,
But before I do that I'll smack it around,
So he will warn his Stinky relatives about never coming around,
You can call me crazy funny but guess what,
I'm dead serious,
I'm kicking some mouse butt!
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Candace Hodges Poem
Snuggle Bear
Snuggle Bear
Oh Snuggle Bear,
Oh Snuggle Bear,
Wrap me up in your arms,
Shower me with a thousand kisses,
Keep me safe from harm,
Oh Snuggle Bear,
Oh Snuggle Bear,
The love of my life,
I want to have your pretty day baby,
And one day be your wife,
Oh Snuggle Bear,
Oh Snuggle Bear,
I miss you so much,
I'll go crazy if I have to go on one more day,
Without feeling your romantic touch,
Oh Snuggle Bear,
Oh Snuggle Bear,
Come home to me soon,
I am lonely sweetheart,
And I love you.
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Candace Hodges Poem
I GOT TO PASS GASS
Oh no my stomach hurts
We all know what that means,
I'm either gonna throw up
Or I've been eating bean's,
I'm gonna say my excuse me's early
And this is why,
I've been eating a lot of cheese to
And I'm pretty sure I got to let one fly,
Come on all of us had that moment
When a fart came out and you had to spray a lot of febreeze,
Sometimes you just can't help it
Especially after drinking a 2 liter Pepsi,
Oh boy it's coming you better leave the room
I don't want to pollute the air but I'm to far away to make it to the bathroom,
OK everyone its about to come out
If you don't want to smell it hurry up and get out!
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Candace Hodges Poem
It's Mighty Funny
It's mighty funny,
That you call me ugly,
But you are trying to look just like me,
Everything I do,
From the hairstyles I wear,
To the way I dress,
You always seem to copy,
You tell me I'm nobody,
But you see my talents and my rewards,
And can't congratulate,
But roll your jealous eyes at me,
You obviously want everything I got,
Because you feel everything about me saids,
I'm hot and your not,
You obviously don't like yourself,
That's why you want to be somebody else,
If you hate who and what you are,
Than that's to bad,
But to hate, admire and envy me for being what you want to be,
Makes me glad,
All you are doing is showing me,
How much you hate being you,
And how much you would love to be me,
Your telling me it sucks being you,
And it's wonderful being me
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Candace Hodges Poem
Creepy Phone Call
Hello, hello,
I'm so glad you answered your phone,
I have something scary to tell you,
Hopefully you are not alone,
But if you are that's alright,
At least I'll have one person to scare tonight,
so listen very closely my dear,
I'm sending a scary poem through the phone in to your ear,
You just listen while I do all talking,
Soon you will hear footsteps walking,
The footsteps are getting closer to you,
You ask who's there but no one answeres you,
You feel cold air breathing up and down your neck,
You turn around and see no one there and say to yourself what the heck,
You drop the phone and before it hits the floor,
You run like heck to get to the door,
The door won't open,
You can't get out,
Noones around to hear you no matter how load you shout,
You remembered you dropped the phone and immediately run to it,
Your wondering how I can still talk to you even though the cord is detached from it,
On what a horrifying night this has been,
Don't worry your nightmare is coming to an end,
The missing telephone cord is now strangling you to death,
You struggle to free yourself as you are quickly losing your breath,
Sorry your nightmare had to end in violence,
You must be lifeless since I hear nothing but dead silence,
If this was a live show I would take a bow,
It was fun scary you to death,
Its time to hang up now.
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Candace Hodges Poem
Hello Honey Did You Miss Me
Hello honey,
I decided to turn up out of the blue,
Did you miss me sweetheart,
I sure missed you,
We haven't seen each other,
Since I mysteriously died,
But how did I end up dead anyway,
Can you tell me why,
All I remember,
Is drinking wine that you poured up for me,
Suddenly I started coughing and choking,
And you just stood there laughing at me,
I fell on the floor,
My eye sight was blurry and I couldn't breathe,
And you stood over me with a evil grin,
And said something I couldn't believe,
You said you wanted out for the longest time,
But you knew if you left you would leave without a dime,
You had to get rid of me some kind of way,
And the more you thought about it,
This was the best way,
Those were the last words I heard,
And they stayed in my head,
I wish I could have survived,
But instead I ended up dead,
But I bet you never thought ,
Some how or some place,
We would see each other again,
Looking at each other face to face,
What's the matter honey,
Does my presence frighten you,
You must feel my return,
Means I'm going to get you,
And why shouldn't I,
You deserve to be punished,
Don't you!
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Candace Hodges Poem
Reincarnation Of Donna Larie
I keep having these strange nightmares
Of a woman being burned alive in a car,
I dont know who this woman is
But I feel connected to her from a far,
I feel so emotionally and physically connected
To this nightmare,
I can feel my flesh burning as if I was actually there,
As the nightmares got worse
I was acting out what I was seeing,
Its like I was this burning human being,
I needed to know what was wrong with me
I needed to know why I was having these horrible dreams,
I allowed myself to be put under hypnosis
And was told by the hypnotist I'm living a second life,
The woman that was burned to death in a car accident was me in a past life,
The minute I died
I was reborn,
My spirit didn't go to the spirit world
I reincarnated in human form,
In this life everyone knows me to be Shawna Marie
But the truth of the matter is I'm not really her,
I am a reincarnation of Donna larie!
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Candace Hodges Poem
King Size Blanket
King size blanket,
I love you so much,
My body feels comfort,
Thanks to your cozy touch,
When your wrapped around my body,
I feel so nice and warm,
Especially on a cold night,
And snow flakes begin to form,
When I go to sleep at night,
I sleep so peacefully,
Thanks to you I'm not tossing and turning,
I fall asleep very easily,
I'm so glad I have you,
I got you all to myself,
I will never ever share you,
With someone else.
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