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Best Poems Written by Mike Lef

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9 Am Reaming

You’d like to tell them,
those middle management flunky
shove it up your ass, &
maybe you should’ve
told them!

But then you remembered
Kline.
He told them, just that!
More balls then brains.

They crucified him,
like Christ
but,
he never did come back
after three days…….

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Scent of Florida

Don’t wanna go down there wait for death 
comfy & warm in the dead of winter, 
be able to walk around in shorts & tee shirt
or worst scenario. 
A light jacket and long pants on their so called 
‘cold days’,  seventy to seventy four degrees.

Seeing what I saw those few weeks there 
on vacation,
is gonna take a whole other lifetime 
to forget.

Don’t wanna live with the living dead,
be shown pictures of their grandchildren
every time you turn around, sit down
enter another room,

grandmas with their recently deceased 
husband’s memories still fresh in their minds 
or close to dead ones stored in 
nearby convenient to get to nursing homes,

all smelling like I remember my mom smelling.


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Silent Man

He nods at his wife of forty years, 
twist face points gestures.
Why speak, 
why speak at all?

Hasn’t it all been 
said before?

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Eddie Jr On Eddie Sr

Says, the old man begs him 
each time he visits him at 
the nursing home, to put a pillow 
over his face while asleep help end 
his suffering,

but he watches too many C.S.I spin-offs
on t/v ,  
and the old guy’s just not worth the attention..

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Miss Wilson

Took Miss Wilson away
she was dead for over a month,
smell at came from her house
ten time worst then a skunk.

There was a crowd in front of her house
noisy neighbors and some passer-by's.
They carried her out in a black zipper bag
not a tear from any ones eyes.

Whose gonna miss Miss Wilson?
Not a soul from what I could see.
They all left when the show was over.
When there was nothing left for them to see.

The police they went back to protecting
the firemen who knocked down her door.
They all went back to the living
and Miss Wilson ain't living no more.

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How Did He Know

He was right.
It was me, he was describing
watching TV bills piled up
living paycheck to paycheck.

How did he know?
I wasn't lazy
just needed guidance motivation,
someone to show me.
How to make a million
without leaving my house.

How did he know?
I was ready
to have operators standing by,
four easy payments
all major credit cards accepted
thirty days to examine in my home.
If not completely satisfied,
money back minus shipping & handing
would be the last straw
to break this camel's back !

How did he know?
My wife would be asleep
and couldn't stop me this time.
How did he know?
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Heaven

When we're not fighting 
in-between fights
we're loving each other 
most of those nights
but when we start throwing 
knocking things down.
It's best that you call first 
before you come around 
cause if caught in the middle 
of one of our wars.
with the banging 
slamming 
and closing of doors. 
You’re bound to get hurt
survivors are rare
though in-between fights.
It's like heaven here.

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So I Write A Poem

Ten after four in the AM. I wait for
my daughter’s death with a cup of coffee
at the kitchen table, thinking maybe
tonight’s the night.
She hasn’t been breathing well at all,
all day and tonight I fear just might be
her time.

Her oxygen concentrator is set at ten liters
the highest it’ll go.
Bringing oxygen up the staircase to her bedroom
through a tube to a nasal cannula in her nose.
Now and then it makes a funny squeaking sound
sort-of like a mouse crying out stuck on a glue trap.

I’d much rather write one more poem about those tattoos
she came home with all those years ago that pissed me off
to no end, but.

This is my life now, and like a true democrat, this poet
embraces.
Never let a good crisis go to waste, so I write this poem.

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Better Off Dead

The dog went into a seizure
started shaking like it had
Saint Vitis.
Nine days and twenty two hundred dollars later
came home from the animal hospital,
a dog that looked and acted as if it had a lobotomy.

Know when to kiss your pets goodbye,
cause the Veterinarian you rush it to,
certainly is not gonna tell you.
The animal is better off dead.

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On Going Out With The Old Lady

She's under this illusion.
Men still look at her and
have some sort of interest in her. 

Always applies makeup before leaving
the house.
Checks then re-checks clothing in
an almost ritual-like dance
in front of the mirror.

Babe, I say to myself, cause.
I’d never have the nerve tell her
to her face.

That men gawking at you ship,
as long sailed.