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Gary Hill Poem
Santa’s helpers, take a break
From the toys they like to make
And just for love and pure funs sake
They dance the Santa Shuffle
Rudolph with his nose so bright
Likes to dance all through the night
A reindeer dancing’s a funny sight
While doing the Santa Shuffle.
Frosty Snowman comes to stay
With the elves he loves to play
And just before he melts away
He does the Santa Shuffle
Mrs Claus is in the pink
Gives her husband a cheeky wink
Perhaps she’s had too much to drink
She’s doing the Santa Shuffle
Santa, resting by the fire
Thinking that he may retire
Suddenly has the strange desire
To do the Santa Shuffle
So why don’t we all take this chance?
To do this festive yearly dance
Mistletoe, wine, who knows, romance
Let's do the Santa Shuffle
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Gary Hill Poem
This is the story of how Daisy the cow
Became one of Santa’s reindeer
Poor Rudolph was down with the flu
So Santa said “Daisy, come here”
“I’ll put a splash of red paint on your snout
And for one night you’ll be able to fly”
And sure enough, with a glowing red nose
Daisy shot up into the sky
Santa fashioned some antlers from branches
From a nearby fallen dead tree
“Well now Daisy, you’ve come up a treat,
No one will notice the difference” said he
Daisy was ever so nervous
At how the night might possibly go
Especially as the weather took a turn for the worse
And started to heavily snow
But Daisy needn’t have worried
As the night built a head up of steam
Delivering gifts to boys and girls
The night flew by like a dream
That is when Daisy awoke
In her field, that was just by a stream
Daisy realized with heavy heart
That it HAD all just been a dream
Come the time for milking
The farmer looked at Daisy and froze
“Daisy, what have you been up to?
Why have you got a red nose?”
Daisy of course did not answer
Inside she just secretly smiled
Knowing that she had, played her part
In bringing happiness to every child
And in the far off distance
She could hear some carollers singing
And every now again she caught on the wind
The sound of sleigh bells a ringing.
***MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE***
©Gary Wayne Hill, 2019
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Gary Hill Poem
Hopalong was a frog
Who dreamed of a better life
Dreaming of a kiss from a princess
Who he could take for a wife
Now, dreams don’t often come true
But this was his lucky day
It just so happened quite by chance
That a princess just came his way
The princess was being pestered
By some bothersome dragonflies
While she was trying to picnic
Hopalong heard her loud cries
Dragonflies, it has to be said
Was this frogs favourite meal
“I’ll get rid of those dragonflies” he said
“For a kiss, do we have a deal?”
The princess did hurriedly agree
So Hopalong gobbled up every one
It was only a matter of seconds
Before every last one had gone
“I’ll give you a kiss” said the princess
“But, first give your mouth a good rinse”
Hopalong did and then came the kiss
And POW! he turned into a prince
Now, you may think that the end of the story
Sad to say, this was not the case
Sure, the relationship bloomed for a while
But, Hopalong just lacked the grace
The king and queen were not happy
They did not approve of his past
Hated the fact he was once a frog
The relationship was doomed not to last
Meal times, they were the worst
The posh nosh he grew to despise
Oh! for such simple pleasures
Like munching on small bugs and flies
Then the arguments started
Over their planned wedding day
Hopalong invited his parents
The princess alas said “no way”
That was the final straw
The relationship they decided to ditch
Hopalong packed up his belongings
And sought out the towns local witch
The witch with her wrinkles and crinkles
And warty skin and long nose
Said “A prince wishing to become a frog?”
“Well, it makes for a change, I suppose”
The witch mixed up a strange potion
That included some animal brain
Hopalong took just the one gulp
And POW! was a frog once again
He thanked the witch and hopped off
Back to the place of which he was fond
Who needed to be a prince anyway?
When he was already king of the pond
Now, Hopalong is completely contended
The happiest he’s been by far
The moral is, it’s alright to dream
But, be happy with just who you are
©Gary Wayne Hill, 2019
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Gary Hill Poem
I cannot move, I cannot see
This thing I know is haunting me
Beads of sweat upon my head
Maybe I died, maybe I’m dead
Am I awake? I’m awake it seems
Maybe one of those lucid dreams
Tingles up and down my spine
Something sits on this bed of mine
Then this thing comes into sight
Heart explodes in complete fright
I see her now as she comes to rest
This haggard crone upon my chest
Those blackened eyes, that evil stare
I pinch myself, but she’s still there
No, this is real, it is not fake
My soul this thing intends to take
Crushing, pushing, pressing down
This frightening spectre with evil frown
Then just as suddenly as she came
She is gone, am I insane?
Then people finally hear my screams
As I am shaken from my dreams
Yes dreams, that’s all they can surmise
Marks on my chest, suggest otherwise.
©Gary Wayne Hill, 2019
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The devil did hack God’s computer
And gave it a nasty virus
Now when he tries to upload the sun
All that pops up is, Miley Cyrus
God asked “If I could try fix it”
The program, I couldn’t find
Just funny pictures of cats and dogs
And a contract from death, still unsigned
Now, I have been trying for ages
But a solution I still cannot see
I’ve reset it to factory settings
Tried deleting all history
For now, it seems we are stuck
With Miley staring down from the sky
Men, young and old, so confused
Not knowing whether to laugh or to cry
Now, Miley’s OK… up to a point
But she hardly brings the world light
If God doesn’t find a solution soon
We’ll be condemned to eternal night
Though God, has at last had an idea
Probably the best one he’s had
He’s going to run the world from now on
From an app, on his personal I-pad
Though God really should have known better
Protected his precious P.C.
God should have had a safe password
God, should have installed McAfee
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“Don’t blink or you’ll miss it” said God
“Miss what?” Old father time replied
“Ah, you blinked, you missed it” God said
“But miss what?” Old father time repeated
“A lifetime dear fellow” God answered
“A lifetime, it is but the briefest snippet in time”
He continued, ““Never mind” he went on
“I think you’ll find that time
Doesn’t actually exist anyway”
Realizing he was now talking to no one in particular
“Darn it, it can get so lonely in this job”
God muttered to himself, as he somewhat
Reluctantly got back to work,
On his latest creation.
©Gary Wayne Hill, 2019
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Gary Hill Poem
The horse jumped on the dog
The dog jumped on the cat
I jumped on the horse
And the cat went splat!
The horse jumped off the dog
The dog jumped off the cat
I jumped off the horse
But the cat was flat
The horse went to the races
The dog put on his hat
"I don't want to play no more"
Said the splat flat cat.
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I was out walking in the park
When something grabbed me from the dark
I felt its fangs tear into my flesh
I could smell the blood, sickly fresh
It is quite strange, but at the time
I did not realize the blood was mine
This thing tore at me with razor claws
Had my throat within its jaws
As I was about to breathe my last
This thing was startled by a shotgun blast
I awoke in hospital the next day
I was attacked by a “savage dog” they say
Apparently, that night it had attacked before
Three people lay dead in the morgue next door
They shot at the beast and away it ran
They said “I was a lucky man”
About one month later, around four weeks or so
I was recuperating under a full moon glow
Suddenly a blinding rage filled my head
My toes and fingers grew and spread
Then something forced me onto all fours
As my hands and feet turned into paws
I could feel my bones bend and crack
As hair sprouted down my arching back
Sharpened fangs, my nose grew in length
I could feel within me growing strength
Senses heightened, smell and sight
And I was off into the night
Now I hunt, I am on the prowl
I announce my presence with a piercing howl
I leap and pounce on my unsuspecting prey
They have no chance to run away
I rip and tear with a satisfied growl
I bite and gnaw, I disembowel
Relishing in the guts and gore
But, my hunger burns, I will catch more
They should not be out after dark
On a full moon, walking in the park
I’ll rip and tear, I’ll shred their flesh
Ah, that sweet, sweet blood, so sickly fresh.
©Gary Wayne Hill, 2019
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Gary Hill Poem
Fatty Rascal burst into tears
When someone said he had “big ears”
For big ears indeed Fatty had
He got them from his mom and dad
His ears where massive
Hung down to his knees
And flapped around
In the windy breeze
What with his big ears
Friends called him Jumbo
And Fatty was dumb
A bit of a dumbo
He confronted his parents
“Why the big ears” he did rant
“You’ve big ears” they replied
“Because you’re an elephant”
“OK, the big ears
Are alright, I suppose”
” I guess it also explains
Why I have such a long nose”
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In the corner of a pub
There sits an old sea dog
He tells the same old stories
His mind is full of fog
“Ahoy, me hearties! Pass the rum
And I’ll spin you a yarn of old
About the time I was a pirate
A tale I’ve rarely told”
“I’ve sailed the ocean blue
I’ve had a bounty on me head
Sailing under the Jolly Rodger
Doom and fear we spread”
“Few ships could out run
My ship the Whores Desire
Those that got too close
Came under ferocious cannon fire”
“Aye, I’ve scuppered many a vessel
That dared to happen by
Captives had just two choices
To join us or to die”
“My ship did on occasion
Have mutineers, alas
Those scurvy dogs soon saw my point
The point of me cutlass”
“I used to stand upon the deck
With me parrot on me shoulder
But, pirating became less fun
As I was growing older”
“I buried many a treasure
On islands of such beauty
But, my ageing mind was playing tricks
I forget where I buried the booty”
“Aye, I was an old sea dog for sure
But me memory had gone
No pieces of eight to be found
I’d sailed me last horizon”
“A pirate captain is no good
If his mind has gone all blank
It’ll end up only one way
A short walk along the plank”
“So that’s me story, all there is
There’s no more to be told
Ahoy, me hearties! Pass the rum
And I’ll spin you a yarn of old”
And so we’ll leave the old salt there
And his constant repetition
Three sheets to the wind, repeating yarns
To anyone who cares to listen
©Gary Wayne Hill, 2019
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