*A New Metal has been added to Chemistry*
Name: *Wife*
Symbol: Wf
*Atomic mass:* Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
*OCCURRENCE*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror or taking Selfies.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Complied by NIWAHA IVAN
Kabale University
NTC KABALE
Categories:
wf, 7th grade,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
*A New Metal has been added to Chemistry*
Name: *Wife*
Symbol: Wf
*Atomic mass:* Light when first found... tends to get heavier with time.
*PHYSICAL PROPERTIES*
- Boils at any time
- Can freeze at any time
- Melts if treated with love
- Very Bitter if Mishandled
*CHEMICAL PROPERTIES*
- Very Reactive
- Highly Unstable
- Possesses Strong Affinity towards Gold, Silver, Diamond, Platinum, Credit cards, Debit cards & Cheque books
- Money Reducing Agent
*OCCURRENCE*
Mostly found in front of the Mirror or taking Selfies.
It's highly flammable when mixed with in-laws.
It has mixed properties when seated with parents.
# Very harmful to you if she sees you with any element similar to itself!
Complied by NIWAHA IVAN
Kabale University
NTC KABALE
Categories:
wf, 7th grade,
Form: Cowboy Poetry
Tonight
our moon will shine
out of a brown bottle
the world will spin and spin and spin
around.
Wasted
were all the words
ever said or written
every drop of ink wasted on
just words.
Painful
it is to wait
my turn to post a line
when W.F. Roby should be
next post.
Her farm
was her life blood.
It held her past apart
from her future and the present;
measured.
To rest
and to lay eggs
to warm with my feathers
to watch for cats and crows to be
on-guard.
Uncle,
I worked for him
two years in south Asia.
Did not enjoy it much; too much
shooting.
Cigars
are for baby
boys, donuts are for girls
as time passes nothing changes
but time.
Categories:
wf, life,
Form: Cinquain