Pardon Me As I Puke
...And so the story goes:
Ex- Smokers are thee Worst!
You see them everywhere as they act offended and either:
Walk faster in disgust or
Stop and exasperatingly explain how they stopped, and you s...
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Categories:
varment, me,
Form: Free verse
C Da Dey I Rassled Ay Bear !
...I rassled a bear when i was only two yars old...
I wooda kilt him had i not hadda cold.
I rassled with a crockedyle when i was three yars old...
I ritely brag cause i'm really quite bold.
I kicke...
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Categories:
varment, funny, health, parody, people,
Form: I do not know?