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Varment Poems - Poems about Varment


Pardon Me As I Puke
...And so the story goes: Ex- Smokers are thee Worst! You see them everywhere as they act offended and either: Walk faster in disgust or Stop and exasperatingly explain how they stopped, and you s......

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Categories: varment, me,
Form: Free verse
C Da Dey I Rassled Ay Bear !
...I rassled a bear when i was only two yars old... I wooda kilt him had i not hadda cold. I rassled with a crockedyle when i was three yars old... I ritely brag cause i'm really quite bold. I kicke......

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Categories: varment, funny, health, parody, people,
Form: I do not know?




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