Dirty Valentines Day Poems | Examples

These Dirty Valentines Day poems are examples of Valentines Day poems about Dirty. These are the best examples of Valentines Day Dirty poems written by international poets.

That week was the farmer’s convention
Their ladies at home sought attention
Twas Valentine’s night
Thought I’d do alright
I had quite a naughty intention

The farmer’s young wife caught my eye
She hid my car keys; I asked why
She said, sounding flirty,
“D’ya wanna get dirty?
Your car keys are in the pig-sty.”

I was told she’s an outrageous flirt
When I told her she looked pretty hurt
She said, “It’s a lie 
they tell because I…
have got nothing on under my skirt.”

I said, “Let’s have a drink and then dine.”
She said, “Dry White would go down just fine.”
“A Large one?” I asked
She said, “Boy! You’re fast,
Can you wait till I’ve finished my wine?”

If I thought I was in for some fun
I was shocked when my plan came undone 
The farmer returned
My backside was burned
I won’t say where he pointed his gun

© Terry Flood  

How I Miss You

By calling you on weekend
By reading your favorite novel
By eating your admirable dessert
By watching your left behind tv series
By trying to sleep on your sofa
By roaming around your apartment block
By cleaning your ever dirty sunroof car
By drinking your remaining bottles of wine
By walking on your office car park hoping to see you
By visiting the regular cafe of your choice in evenings
By admiring your favorite actresses with my friends
By writing letters to you never to be posted
By checking my emails wishing one to be yours
By praying to god to let us meet again

© Farihaa Farihaa  

If You Try to Catch the Water
It will Slips out of Your hand gradually..
And
If You Keep that water in a Container for a long time
It will become dirty and smelly..

If You drink that water 
In a short Span,
It will calm your burning soul thrist
But, it will not last for a long time...

Then, What You should do with 'The Water' ?
I say! "Let it flow with in the boundaries"
Take care of it, Love it and Let it live too...
Only then, He will never left you alone
And you don't have to put chains around it.

© Kuljit Kaur