Tooter Poems - Poems about Tooter

...or Mr. Education "Few are familiar with each axiom of Logic -- while some even need a dictionary to look up 'axiom.'" -- a Rational horse (the one of a differen......Read the rest...

... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......Read the rest...

...“LET'S ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM”! Hey calm down now, people are still sleeping Control your hooter Calm down your tooter But one thing it does, it cures oversleeping......Read the rest...

...Dad looking at that weatherboard house, Old Tooters home, A thrifty man.. us to him did his brother send, Saying that the place could do with a mend; The roof had red patches of pitted rust, the cost......Read the rest...

...Home:- Home is a place where you can relax, Print photocopy, and fax, I love it because it is a place where you can be, Staying up, not going to sleep, because, you had too much tea. Sitting......Read the rest...

...Well I had just rode into town, got off my old horse and decided to walk around. I felt something behind me as I stepped quietly listening for the sound. I slipped my revolver in my hand and spu......Read the rest...