Tooter Poems - Poems about Tooter

...With an ingenuine saccharine la-di-da The hoity toity woman said “hi” to ma A want to be royal, an aristocrat stated poser, false Sheila name of Pat My brother was smitten right away He gave h......

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... The first derriere shot, that killed everyone’s appetite, came from a second-rate, light tipping looter A no-class hothead bum, who had bun fiddy no-good burger burglar instincts......

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...“LET'S ALL SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM”! Hey calm down now, people are still sleeping Control your hooter Calm down your tooter But one thing it does, it cures oversleeping......

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...Dad looking at that weatherboard house, Old Tooters home, A thrifty man.. us to him did his brother send, Saying that the place could do with a mend; The roof had red patches of pitted rust, the cost......

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...Home:- Home is a place where you can relax, Print photocopy, and fax, I love it because it is a place where you can be, Staying up, not going to sleep, because, you had too much tea. Sitting......

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...Well I had just rode into town, got off my old horse and decided to walk around. I felt something behind me as I stepped quietly listening for the sound. I slipped my revolver in my hand and spu......

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