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Tonsillectomy
Tonsillectomy Poems - Poems about Tonsillectomy
Mediclueless, a Hypochondriac's Lament
...I feel I have appendicitis, Or a bad case of bursitis, And I think I need another tonsillectomy. I'm sure I got a staph infection From a tetanus injection While I was prepping for a hemorrhoidec......
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Jim Slaughter
Categories:
tonsillectomy,
health, humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Diamond Rough Sleeve
...I stepped off Sunday ready to get roaring with the week though still isolated in flesh from the rest of the world. The sun is shining, leaking its profound and hopeful ink into my genie jar<......
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©
Kim Rodrigues
Categories:
tonsillectomy,
imagery,
Form:
Couplet
O, Ye of Little Faith
...They had two children a boy and a girl They'd done their bit for a crowded world Billions then living in poverty Conditions heartbreakingly unsanitary The 'moral' thing for parents to ......
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Gershon Wolf
Categories:
tonsillectomy,
children, faith, future, god,
Form:
Narrative
Perfect Angel
...Perfect Angel I ended up having a lobotomy, Brain won't remain inside of me; After having had a tonsillectomy Ceased to exist each one will be. They already removed my appendix And made sou......
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James Horn
Categories:
tonsillectomy,
humorous,
Form:
Couplet
Why Had I Asked Him To the Ball
...My best friend, Suzanne, and I went to the same church. I lived in Coral Gables; She lived in Cutler Ridge. Her boyfriend went to my school; I had no boyfriend. Being friends at church some of us tal......
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Dane Ann Smith-Johnsen
Categories:
tonsillectomy,
angst, friendship, girlfriend-boyfriend, life,
Form:
Narrative