Tonsillectomy Poems | Examples


Premium MemberDiamond Rough Sleeve

I stepped off Sunday ready to get roaring with the week
though still isolated in flesh from the rest of the world.

The sun is shining, leaking its profound and hopeful ink
into my genie jar and I wonder when I will be able to escape.

What power will polish with a diamond-rough sleeve. I’ll blink
since it's been so long, suddenly rushing toward the waterfall.

The network of eyes will be disconcerting like a long off dream
where my body floated, counting, as I drifted into tonsillectomy.

Of fashion sense, we kindly compliment the pageantry of masks.
Our hair pulled back, stacked, or sized up with unpretentiousness.

After a week, we will do our due diligence, curbside, to bring smiles
to our patrons, though left unseen behind the automotive curtain.

Dreams back intact for those hungry for the feel and scent of pages.
Story upon story fed, the long-handled baby spoon comes with bib.

5/4/2020
Non-rhyming couplets
Categories: tonsillectomy, imagery,
Form: Couplet

Premium MemberO, Ye of Little Faith

They had two children
  a boy and a girl
They'd done their bit
  for a crowded world

Billions then living in poverty
  Conditions heartbreakingly unsanitary 
The 'moral' thing for parents to do
  If having kids, stop at two 

So dad had a vasectomy
  Quickly and quite easily
His tubes were tied
  Hs conscience satisfied... 

Yet just eight months later
  He wished he'd had
  an appendectomy
  or tonsillectomy --
anything but a vasectomy
,
For his baby daughter had died of SIDS
  and now he could father no more kids
Just as painful, down the road
  his son came out as gay
    ~ No grandchildren for him; no way

"Be fruitful and multiply"
  Was commanded not just to the fruit fly
But to Adam and Eve, now mocked with mirth --
  Though my poor friend with a vasectomy
     Knows only pain on this Earth 

He wants you to have as many children as you can
   Not to think that you're privy to the Divine plan
Categories: tonsillectomy, children, faith, future, god,
Form: Narrative


Perfect Angel

Perfect Angel

I ended up having a lobotomy,
Brain won't remain inside of me;
After having had a tonsillectomy
Ceased to exist each one will be.

They already removed my appendix
And made sounds like Jimmy Hendrix;
Now no longer were they ever in site
Am a little lighter which was alright.

Then I would writhe and wreathe 
Trying to take out two of my teeth
And for little longer will have to wait
Part of tooth they had to encapsulate.

Then when my twilight started nearing,
They say I had become hard of hearing
And hearing aid forgot to be bringing;
So sounds in my ears kept on ringing.

To have good health had an obsession
Which I then left up to God's discretion;
Voice was terrible and choir tried to strangle
Me to sing songs and sound like a angel.

James Thomas Horn, Retired Veteran
Categories: tonsillectomy, humorous,
Form: Couplet
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