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Thwacking Poems - Poems about Thwacking


While attempting going to sleep after midnight

...While attempting going to sleep after midnight...

December 27th, 2023,
the missus pounded mine posterior
(she played paddywhack 
on me blimey buttucks)
not only causing contusion, 
but flayin...
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Categories: thwacking, blue, cry, father, games,
Form: Free verse

The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior

...The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus 
to vibrate like jelly

Me experienced quite disruptive sleep
(quite early in the morning 
of November 10th 2022 -
no shut eye co...
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Categories: thwacking, abuse, anger, blue, fun,
Form: Free verse



Inapropos Trois Faux Pas Jokingly Blurted Out

...Inapropos trois faux pas jokingly blurted out...

yesterday August 30th, 2022.

The following fictitious account
predicated upon words spilling
out me mouth before taking time
to think through...
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Categories: thwacking, adventure, august, fate, funny
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberThe Run Away Cauldron

...Long ago before the High Fae before man, there was a Cauldron
They say all the magic was contained inside it since the world began  
One day it fell in the wrong hands and great horrible things wer...
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Categories: thwacking, mystery,
Form: Free verse

The Missus Pounded Mine Posterior

...The missus pounded mine posterior...
causing percussive rumpus

Meanwhile good n plenty vibrations resonated
felt and heard round the world wide web
(strongest quaking sensations
occurred upon ...
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Categories: thwacking, abuse, adventure, grief, humorous,
Form: Free verse



Self Mutilation

...literary food for thought.

Self Mutilation:

(ah bet thar iz an app for that!)
within unlit partial "FAKE abattoir" 
   sans wardrobe alcove 
   where dust bunnies didst allures
completing a...
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Categories: thwacking, 10th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Dramatic Monologue

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