Sodding Poems - Poems about Sodding

...Us kids on the scrap heap estate, we were never going anywhere poverty deprivation criminal activity was here to stay Social Services, poor bastards, had no idea what to do no, no one had a blaste......Read the rest...

...I was a stoner in a coma mercifully sweet up for good humour and friendly greet changed into someone more likely to beat thump kick and stomp fighting the weak I had stoner friends with paranoi......Read the rest...

...PERPETUUM MOBILE I must go down to the pigging shops again To Morrison, Tesco, Aldi or maybe Lidl For I Just went there for the sodding milk in vain How could I forget! it really is a riddle ......Read the rest...

...Who is Sod and what’s this law Sod’s law, what’s it for Mend your car engine, drop your spanner Can you reach it, no you canna Perfectly aligned beneath the middle of the truck Sod and his law, ......Read the rest...

...Pink planet, you saw me dreaming alone, Without a dream in my heart, Without a diamond ring of my own. Pink planet, you knew just what I was there for, You heard me saying a prayer for, A diamond ......Read the rest...