Short Trey Poems

Be not like lazy unproductive people who only depend on easy money for a living. 

'Cause on their deathbed, they'll be asking themselves if what have they accomplished. They could have been better if trey tried to be productive, other than scouring upon other people's litter. 

They are like dirt whose only task is to stick upon someone's fingernails. 

January 23, 2024, PST, SPC 

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SOUTH PARK HOLIDAY DIET



There once was a boy, named Eric Cartman.
A roly-poly little brat, sorely in need of a diet!
His friend Kenny had the just the answer:
"Just date a belly dancer, eat lots of candy canes,
And soon you'll be thin and svelte as Santa's reindeer, Prancer."



                December 24, 2019


Note: Based on the television USA adult, animated comedy series,
"South Park."
{Created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone.}...

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You are my one and only.
My heart and soul.
My night and day.
You're my sun, my moon and the stars I wish on every night.
You're my best friend, my fiancee, my lover, my life.
You're the best thing that's ever been given to me.
Straight from the gods themselves,
You're my angel, my savior, my world.
You're my soulmate.
My one, true love, and the only person I want.
You are the reason I was put on this Earth, and the only reason I continue to live and breathe.
I love you....

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Today, this morning, it’s on, 
The biggest battle of the week,
Down by the broken bridge, 
The one on Old Man creek.

Hell’s Angel, Ugly Pete, 
Will take on Two Tooth Trey, 
The winner taking all the glory, 
Crowned King for the day.

Pete is a south-paw, 
While Trey’s a sneaky switch hitter,
And neither of them,
Have ever been a quitter.

Today, this morning, it’s on, 
The best Staring Contest you’ll see,
At this quiet old folks home,
Straight after morning tea....

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