Short Toons Poems
Short Toons Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Toons by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Toons by length and keyword.
Trump Stands Or Sits
Trump Stands or Sits
Seems like wherever Trump stands or sits,
All of our economy will turn into total pits,
If seeking toons,
Try some prunes;
Golden showers be prepared for a big blitz.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
toons, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Looney Toons
Was Bugs Bunny the looniest of Looney Toons
Sure know of another who outloons the loons
Sits in the captain's chair
Jimmy Fallon messed his hair
Gone totally bananas, could be the country's ruin...
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Categories:
toons, fun,
Form:
Limerick
Chocolate Bad
It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets...
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Categories:
toons, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Chocolate Very Bad
It's said each piece of chocolate shortens life by 2 minutes
By that calculation, I'm dead... died in 1543, don't have any limits
You may think I'm daft
Looney toons in the aft
But statistics don't lie, they just cloud your wickets...
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Categories:
toons, chocolate,
Form:
Limerick
Laughter
A day without laughter is like a day without Happy Jack
Ya gotta wake up smilin' as your peepers open a crack
For me, it comes natural
I'm looney-toons, holy mackerel
Just practice all day, it'll come easy, you'll soon get the knack...
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Categories:
toons, happy,
Form:
Limerick
Coyote and the Road Runner
Wile E. Coyote
would wear Acme “floatie”
wings so he could swoop from mountain bluffs,
but always crashed below to silent puffs.
The Road Runner,
like a tail gunner,
would down Wile E. into the deep
valley floor with his trademark “meep meep!”
September 5, 2021
Cleritoons Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Joseph May...
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Categories:
toons, nostalgia,
Form:
Clerihew
Dumb It Down
Dumb it Down
Date: Mon, Jan 11 2016 at 8:06 AM
He Brew he Hebrew the Seed of Jews
Seasoned the Fruits Sinking in the Truth In Peace with Beetlejuice
Shadows of Noobs
I know the Darkness of the Moon
Revenge of the Fallen Strikes a Noon
I'm Looney like Looney toons on Tunes but I ain't a Toon
Twelve Tribes divided
Jacob to Issac
Israelite Hybrids
Zionist
Portraying the lost Children Blinded
Here's an Hieroglyphic
Noah to Ham Son of the Egyptians
Shem The Jews...
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Categories:
toons, bible, birth, black african american,
Form:
Free verse