Short Stu Poems

This is ****ing stu
Pid. Why am I doing this?
Five more syllables....

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Ole Tyree was a tourist from Texas
who went to a rock and roll nexus.
He yo-del-io-ed
in Sun Stu-d-io
that's how he got kicked out of Memphis.


11-14-14...

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Did you ever once her of crazy sue?
The girl who was always yelling out "boo!"
at night she went stalking
while pedestrians were out walking
did I mention she killed her brother stu?


[uhmm...idk]...

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ABC: 
 Come with me 

DEF: 
 No you are rough

GHI: 
Don’t tell lie    

JKL: 
Always speak well 

MNO:
 Ok let me go 

PQR: 
Don’t go far

STU:
 I’m with you

VWXYZ:
 Yes you are my buddy...

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Being on time
Almost on time
All my life
Always strife
Making ex cu u ses
Why I am late
Thinking it's stu u pid
When they all wait
Eat the food while it's hot
Please eat the food while it's hot.

(Silent Night)...

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Man Name Stu


There was a young man who always knew
Didn't like eating his wife's stew
she stopped cooking for him
then she hit his big shin
then she ran away with man name Stu.


Written: Sept. 10, 2015
Theresa...

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There once was a prolific chef named Stu,

   Who whipped up vittles for a Navy crew.

      He was aptly named,

         And was also famed,

            For concocting a most sumptuous stew.

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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Rookie Italian racer Stu Gotti
Wicked fast in his bright red Ferrari
With one mile to go
Gotti got real slow-
Mad dash to the nearest Porta Potti 






September 12, 2020
EoW Theme Series (this week) Sport Poetry Contest
Sponsor: Brian Strand...

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A Fox and A Turkey


The fox thought he could run faster than turkey
Little did he know he'd go splat wam dorkie
No one will be eating him on forkie
Even good old friends Stu, Mork and Rickie
A turkey beating a smart old wild foxie.


Written: Nov. 26, 2015
Theresa...

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I appreciate your thoughtfulness
And the kind gesture you’ve shown,
A sure sign of gratefulness for my help
on the phone. 

I’m surprise to have received this gift, 
It shows a little help goes a long way.
I’ll eat them with pleasure,a hearty thank you 
To Jane, Chris, and Gurrjit and also to Stu…...

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Am I suffering from illusions?
Have I gone crazy too?
Oh hell there is so much confusion
I just don't know what to do.

Loving, living is now so complex
Friendships so hard to brew
Sincerity, once a reflex
Kindness has gone askew

You are no longer certain
Who you are talking to
'cause that lady behind that curtain
Could have been boy Stu

Can't we make life simple?
As easy as ABC,
Can't we just go for a ramble,
Or a trip to the sea?...

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I had to Stretch two Myles of Bob wire
Before the sun Rose at Dawn that day
I sent my Bill but still had to Sue,
They Jess didn't Ophelia like they'd pay

I was Maddi as I've ever Ben
Ann I told them of my Amber, too
Asked them to meet me in the Alli
To settle this little piece of Stu

I saw a little Ray of Hope then
Their Tony softened Berry sickly
I sent them the Bill with one more threat
Hannah they Peytoned very quickly
11/13/16
Foe contest What's in a Name...

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