Short Stooge Poems

the boss has a stooge
we give him incorrect facts
betting on his speed...

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Mr. Ebenezer Scrooge
The 'Fourth Stooge'
   Three were hilarious
   The fourth, nefarious...

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Ebenezer Scrooge
a miserly stooge
To him Christmas was just a humbug
Until three ghosts gave him a hug...

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Farmer Fred threw back his head.
Lifting his voice to heaven he said:
“Just where did it go,
The mind of old Joe.”
A sad stage stooge with a brain gone dead....

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There was a guy whose nickname was Santa
That hailed from the great state of Atlanta 
.              Who acted like scrooge
              And a huge, loud stooge
     Now he lived; near beach in a cabana 








12-23-2020...

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maureen
wrote that she
would be larry if
she were a stooge

most like 
curly not to
be confused
by curly joe or

at least
two other
versions of
him even just

joe
but
maureen
you can't be

larry or even
if you wanted
to be as i would
shemp for you are

already
Mo...

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Sward of Democrats was hangin' mo' Ike a Dewey pi
Justice Stooge an too others, Supreme an Di
Invikings to Prez Ball tis no brainer who'll bee Oval sitter, Xi?
She be wearin' her Party dress tis knot Caramel Harass, Duhlin'
Cameron Diaz Party dress "Calm Red" dear, dunce pardon's, Dolly's 
all begins with~Vladimir, peace at last Zelinsky up in the queue, Stalin'g-Time.
...

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And I dreamt
Of a story I never wrote
My passion  bought me a stooge
I dreamt where I should not
A place of books and learning.

My friends and foes laughed
At my folly presented entertainment
Day dreaming at a stuck of Arithmetic
Of Lucy and many beautiful girls.

And of course I learnt
What I have hidden between, a quote
A secret among the three knowledge
Me,  my pen and my note
Never give many girls a yearning....

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Destined we are curdle together by nature
Though at the twin rivers shore
Believing same will provoke harmony 
Bridge on the rivers and wall of our minds 
Let the power that be Strike balance  
Sweet home now wilderness exile
King, Obis, Emirs, Pastors, Imams and likes stoop to stooge
Politicians dictate tune of bomb
And never wait for tone
When shall we learn to live Siamese like these yonder rivers?
I wept for my darling country...

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(Dedicated to Curly Howard who died January 18, 1952.)

You were weird and you were squirrely.
You were the one and only Curly.
You broke millions of hearts when you died in 1952.
You've been dead for a long time but people still love you.
They originally wanted Shemp but couldn't have him so they used you instead.
To become a stooge, you had to shave your head.
You starred in more shows than Shemp or Joe.
Millions of people laughed when you got hit or poked by Moe....

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This wonderful man was a stooge many years ago.
He starred in the Three Stooges and his name was Joe.
Joe didn't like to be hit by fists or with pies.
He was a great comedian and that's no lie.
Sadly he died in March of 1988.
A date that his fans would hate.
He outlived Moe and Larry by thirteen years.
People laughed every time he appeared.
He may be dead but he can never be replaced.
This funny man was a credit to the human race.

(DEDICATED TO JOE BESSER WHO DIED MARCH 1, 1988.)...

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