Short Rowe Poems

His soul lament
He’s not here yet
His retirement
Still life with breath

4/13/2019

An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2
Jesse Rowe - sponsor...

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Here lies John Raccoon Charms
Who laughed at wife’s fat arms.

Written 4-24=-2019
Contest: An Epitaph to make us Laugh
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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Here lies dentist Sam Billing
 This patch of earth he is now filling!

 4-12-19
 An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2  Contest
 Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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Wisdom is
the pebble
remains
of a mountain
chipped
away.




7/27/2019

One Sentence Metaphor Free Verse Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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Reality is a three way mirror of naked truth with the total absence of any beauty.

One Sentence Metaphor
Sponsored by: Jesse Rowe...

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Here lies Sidney Snoozer, a lover of sleep, 

His last nap eternal – relaxed, six foot deep. 




For Epitaph Contest 2
Hosted by Jesse Rowe

© 15th April 2019...

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Down here you will see
The remains of Fergus McKenzie
Who wanted to live fancy free
Mrs. McKenzie didn't agree


A funny epitaph poetry contest
Sponsored by: Jesse Rowe
9/12/18...

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Lovable husband Ray Casanova now goes

Father of two,   a third ... his buddy won't disclose.



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4/13/2019
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Contest
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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Here lies the bookie Reginald Dodds,

Trampled by a horse, what were the odds.







Entry for
An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe.
11/4/19. Placed =1st....

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Here lies the outlaw James Dillon
Most of all he needed killin'
The posse made of twenty souls
Buried him here shot full of holes

4-11-19
Contest: Epitaph to Make Us Laugh 2
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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Below is the beauty Martha June
Who died much much too soon
She was a great lover no doubt
Until her husband found out

An Epitaph to Make Us Laugh Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Jesse Rowe
4/11/19...

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Pity poor cheap old Adolfo Santiago Minestrone
  Gagged on week-old baloney and congealed macaroni


        April 22, 2019
Entry in 'An Epitaph to Make us Laugh 2' contest
     Sponsor:  Jesse Rowe...

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UNDERGROUND STUDY

 
                          Here lies geologist Hardy
                        engaged in underground study.


    04/23/19

  'An Epitaph to make us laugh 2' Contest by Jesse Rowe...

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Here Lies Mae Brunch

Here lies fat Mae Brunch
Never late for lunch 
A spinster for life
Did she get her ticket punched?

An Epitaph for a laugh 2 Poetry Contest
Sponsored by Jesse Rowe
April 14, 2019...

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Retirement is 
Like a wind-up toy
going strong
until you unwind
and fall asleep
in mid stride


One Sentence Metaphor in Free Verse Poetry Contest
Jesse Rowe Sponsor

Written 7-28-2019...

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a hangover is natures way 
of reminding us that our bodies
do not always agree with
what our minds have decided to do

One Sentence Metaphor in Free Verse Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Jesse Rowe
7/29/19...

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silent cocoon
of the caterpillar
in sleep mode
prepares
for
metamorphosis



AP: Honorable Mention 2021

Submitted on July 27, 2019 for contest ONE SENTENCE METAPHOR IN FREE VERSE sponsored by JESSE ROWE...

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Here lie a dentist and his wife.
Long in the tooth they left this life.
Young Smith inherits in the will
Two gold crowns and a dental drill!


13/09/18


' A funny epitaph contest' : Sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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Word Salad is Mr Happy ate porridge to drive his millennium fridge over the rainbow with moisturised success.



Entered in One Sentence Metaphor in Free Verse Poetry Contest
Sponsor Jesse Rowe
Dated 31.07.2019...

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Here lies an alcoholic, Joel, he loved gin
And he drank it until liquor mortis set in


A Funny Epitaph Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Jesse Rowe 
Date written and posted: 09/12/2018...

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A FUNNY EPITAPH

'Neath this soil lies Uncle Roy
Dirty tricks were his great joy
His dying words were not a trick
He said, "I told you all that I was sick"

15 September 2018
For the contest sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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Here lies the body of the grim Reaper 
six foot down perhaps a lot deeper,
he fell for the devils evil little scam
sold his soul, but who gives a damn.


9/16/2018
A Funny Epitaph Poetry Contest
sponsored by Jesse Rowe....

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Rest in Peace if you can Jonathan Jones
As the spirit departs your flesh and bones
For years you led a philandering life
Now lie fore'er next your embittered wife


Contest:  A Funny Epitaph
Sponsor:  Jesse Rowe
9/14/18...

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Here lies ring doughnut tester, Drew
He bit off more than he could chew.
To sweeten lives was his main goal;
His parting leaves a gaping hole!



13.04.19


 An Epitaph To Make Us Laugh 2 Poetry Contest: sponsored by Jesse Rowe...

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Anticipation is like
the gnawing of a
hungry squirrel that
cracks open a nut
with the outcome of 
a delighted squirrel
or a rotten nut.


July 28, 2019

Premiere Contest: One Sentence Metaphor In Free Verse
Sponsor: Jesse Rowe...

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