Short Route Poems
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i built steppingstones
to take a shortcut through life
time looked on aghast
By
David Kavanagh
I’m waiting for that morning
To bring the loch back to my eyes
And you darling you
Turn into a runaway cloud
And let your shower
Bloom my desire
Route 66ish No 20
An old chap from near San Diego
Suffered from chronic lumbago,
He tried using cocaine
Again and again,
Then decided to eat lots of sago.
Route 66ish No 13
A young dude from Kalamazoo
Was sniffing a pot full of glue,
He thought it was yummy
But it upset his tummy
So he stopped in the park for a poo !!
Route 66ish No 19
An incontinent guy from Topeka
Just wanted to be a bit sleeker
For each night he knew
He must run to the loo
If no dribbles he'd yell out “Eureka”!!
Route 66ish No 7
A guy who lived near Sausalido,
Could swim like a well aimed torpedo,
Whilst passing some kelp
He let out a yelp,
Which improved on his flagging libido!
Route 66ish No 4
A young man who lived in L.A.
Would walk on the beach every day,
While watching the ships,
He would wiggle his hips,
Not for fun, but because he was gay!
Route 66ish No 17
John, a young guy from Miami
Had legs just a little bit gammy,
He would quite often fall
When he shopped in the mall
And land with a 'whomp' on his fanny!
Route 66ish No 15
While taking a walk in New Haven
This guy who was rough and unshaven
Ran nude through the park
For a bit of a lark
Then got pecked on the butt by a raven!!
Route 66ish No 11
A young girl from near Sacramento,
Was chewing a tasty pimento,
She then bit her tongue
And although very young,
Cried out "Shucks! NOW I've got a memento!"
Route 66ish No 11
A farmer was in Little Rock
To sell all his chicks and a cock,
He had scars on his neck
Where the critters would peck,
And feathers stuffed inside his sock!
Route 66ish No 8
An intuitive artist from Dallas
was witty, creative, yet callous,
he made sculptures from wood
that most understood
except one that looked just like a phallus!
Route 66ish No 9
There once was a girl from Milwaukee,
Who was terribly thin, even gawky,
Her brother, called Pat,
Was exceedingly fat,
So she always addressed him as "Porky"!!
Route 66ish No 16
In Phoenix a guy called 'Old Buck'
Was feeling quite down on his luck,
So to fill in some time
He wrote a new rhyme
Called 'Old age? Well now don't that just suck'!
Route 66ish No 10
There was a young girl from Nantucket,
Who collected her eggs in a bucket,
One fell on her toe,
So she really let go,
And cried "Gosh! Now I won't have to crack it!"
The route to heaven
Goes straight through your beating heart
May the light shine down
Russell Sivey
Entrant into Brian Strand's "SUIT YOURSELF" contest
2/16/2012
Route 66ish No 1
Shane, who was from Albuquerque'
Had habits that some thought quite quirky,
He ate pancakes with prunes,
Whilst singing rude tunes,
And smoking a strip of beef jerky!!
Route 66ish No 3
A cowboy once rode down to Tucson,
With only his hat and his boots on,
His butt got real sore,
So he cussed and he swore,
!Cos his "whatsit" looked just like a crouton!
Route 66ish No 6
A young girl who hailed from Kentucky,
Was out-going, sweet and quite plucky,
When out on a date
With an old childhood mate,
She was miffed 'cos his boxers were mucky!!
Route 66ish No 2
Young Lisa lived near Amarillo,
And would sit in the shade of a willow,
She had stuff from Ann Summers,
That once was her mothers
Which she kept hidden under her pillow!!
Route 66ish No 18
In Denver a waitress supreme,
Always proffered her scones dipped in cream,
She would wriggle her hips,
So she got lots of tips,
While the menfolk all let off some steam!!
Route 66ish No 14
A young girl who lived down in Boulder
Would always look over her shoulder
'Cos her Ma, who was crass
Said “Now just watch yer ass
And she always did what she had told her!
Route 66ish No 5
There was a young girl from Spokane,
Who drove both her parents insane,
She was cursed with a stutter,
And would sit in the gutter,
Screaming "G God I h hate all this rain!!!
February marks the date but we don't celebrate.
Relationship is real-
Daily struggle, money temptations, and
suicidal moments…
We took the scenic route but have only seen one mountain.
2016
Endless choices you make daily
Deciding between many paths
Choosing the one that is satisfactorily
Leading to a bypath
Making to decide more carefully
Nayda Ivette
9-21-2015