Short Recommend Poems

The Miranda right
The right to remain silent
I recommend it 
For now anyway
It can be used against you...

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If you want your feet to feel soft, and not too smelly --
May I recommend "baby fragrance" petroleum jelly :-)...

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It's very simple;
I like the taste of coffee.
Yes, you recommend
Restrictions that have no end.
But, I really like coffee....

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   Most recommend perspiration
     when seeking inspiration

   Though some rely on desperation
     others on ~ starvation...

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As a  dietician - for every client
I recommend sparing-balanced diet.
After you ate a kilo of steak,
Eat for a balance one kilo of cake !...

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my sister turned light chartreuse

after hearing on the news

the end is quite near

a blizzard all year

so we recommend snowshoes.
...

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Some would recommend nudity
to avoid lines at airport security.
	No need for frisks
	or probes or risks
just a pre-boarding colonoscopy.
...

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Forget roses and chocolates my friend
Full on romance is what I recommend
No bulk buying from CostCo
12 bottles of Lambrusco
You will need to up your game to contend...

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The type of women, with I often blended,
You can easy find in the local bars around.
It's a type which is my mother warned about,
And type which daddy heartily recommend!...

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    Fettuccine alfredo 
       is so delicious;
 I highly recommend it!
  The rich creaminess
 waters mouth; add in...
       chicken strips, 
             yum!
...

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Movie
Words soon appeared
Violence and horror
Evil, terror and evil
On the screen, and I wish I was kidding
I covered my eyes a whole lot
Could not recommend it.
A sad excuse
Movie...

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Garbage Bins

I recommend garbage bins outside to 
be spanked, but ...
not publicly. Why? Because 
they stink! Roaches and 
blow flies might 
uphold, defend that action of 
spanking.
...

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All of the leading doctors recommend Camels.
Well, dang it, if Camels are good enough for the leading doctors
I had better smoke myself some Camels!
Were we this gullible back in the day?
Yes....

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Use at your own risk!
Recommend durable tires
and a durable psychology. 
I know, I know, I know
that I can't live 
through it again.
That's why I'm walking, 
watching my feet
in my red-rubber shoes....

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To all of you living
With drugs 
In your life
Please get help
Before it’s too late
I would recommend 
Suboxone over methadone
It just works better
And believe me
It saved my life too
Good luck to you...

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I sing a Mass, 
a golden hymn;
The song of Psalms;
 I comprehend, with my voice I verse,
I recommend apprehend jest;
Singin!


4/26/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr  2020...

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If you must feel like flying
And they recommend you walk
If that smile you're wearing 
Is their most wanted look
Then, gather your books, your cat, your sweater
We are leaving this place
Than become a disaster...

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Editors
What they recommend
Fight with words
Is irritating
Exceptions
In humor
Your accomplishments
Will remain unseen
Family biases
Editors
Are not really friends
Editors
Use my words
What they recommend...

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I’m trying a new ‘see food’ diet
I’d recommend that you all try it
Any food will do
Nothing’s bad for you ...
It's no wonder my trousers don’t fit!

Written 18th February

Posted on 23rd February...

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My words 

                                                   swill and swirl
and pool in my mouth.

I wouldn't recommend swimming lessons.


There's a shark in the water
and I seem incapable of spitting it out....

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Blissfully on cloud nine or
Irritable beyond all recognition
Policing yourself to not hurt yourself
Only to hope its not to completion
Longing to be healthy and stable
Aggressive to the outsiders who 
Recommend Lithium for you...

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Said a handsome New Orleans waiter,
"Sir, can I recommend some freshly caught gator?"
I said, "Are you for real?
Didn’t you hear about that poor woman Lucille?"
"But Sir, what if I can assure you ~ this ain't the gator that ate her?"...

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Things you can not do,

Pre order,
Pre warn,
Pre wash,
Pre heat.
 
Things you can do,

Order,
Warn,
Wash,
Heat.

Other things you can do,

Live, 
Love,
Laugh,
and be happy.

I highly recommend 
the 
last 
four 
things....

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If this is another melody
A song of the sad and blue
It'd do no good to feel sympathy
The same really goes for you
My head is spinning softly
With words I can't comprehend
Thoughts I don't recommend
Memories I'd love to lend
My hands are moving swiftly
I just want the song to end....

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Psychological means are not enough
when you have a persistent cough.
If you try to will it to stop,
you'll flip  your lid or your top.
I wouldn't recommend a drop.  It
won't work and syrup won't stop it,
unless its ingredient is codeine.
Then, you'll sleep well if you know what I mean....

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