Short Pull Off Poems

No response
To my emails
Your name’s not in queue
   I pull off a hangnail
   Ripping skin too


7/9/11
Received 6th place in "any poem goes" contest...

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There’s a cat trainer named, Jack Jicks
Who teaches kitty cats, cat tricks
To pull off this feat
He gives them small sweets
And calls his plan, Tic Tac, tactics...

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Toto could pull off some really neat tricks
He could do more than bark at green chicks 
  With the lift of a leg
  After slurping a keg
He could make miles of yellow road bricks

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Today's Bio
Point blank
Sorry for letting you down.
I have a major case of writers block.
I could not even pull off a simple collab.
You guys and gals are lucky.
I have no inspiration. 

:(
SKAT...

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Few super stars can pull off a sticky cupcake dress
Some would not like the frosting, sprinkles or the mess
Katy Perry twirls around in hers, showing all kinds of flash.
I think she is wonderful, others might think she is brash....

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The Lord has given me many poems to express the change he has done in my life but I encourage you to read new humanity,the poem given to me for the love of all people, for this one tore me up, I had to pull off the road and cry out for everyone, love yall...

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From the blue the intense downpours
pull off impurities of floors.
Burst into tears eases the hearts
and confronts upsets of all sorts.




A BRIAN STRAND ,1,2,3,4 or 5 line Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Brian Strand 
Date: 15-08-2021
Placed : 1st...

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Kathy’s Christmas cards were exquisite and legendary.
Expensive.
Classy.
Pop up cards with glitter.
Santa’s workshop, Christmas angel, Jesus in the manger.
Her envelope included a family logo.
Elegance most of us could never pull off.
She does it with grace....

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Pull off the path
stop the onward rush.
Come to the aside
don’t worry or fuss.

Enjoy the breeze
the smoke through the trees.
Take time to pray
fall on bended knees.

Stop the onward rush
Hear the forest’s hush.
The brook’s gurgling
chime is for all of us....

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it is much too late
to change my course
to retrace my path
take a different road

this one isn't marked
this one isn't paved
blown rubber from retread tires
a construction hazard zone

this treacherous trail
worse than Arizona 666
no place to pull off
this road that turns and twists...

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Time to pull off the coats
Push the heavy suits to the back
Open the windows and turn off the heat
Sprint time is here, fire up the grill
Sit on the deck, enjoy and chill
Listen to the birds as they conversate and sing
Time for light colors and showing off the bling
Turn up the c-d, it's time for spring...

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Listen to poem:

Mr. Thomas Jeffrey Hanks,
Was known to pull off desk pranks,
I told him, "Three bags."
He said, "From those hags."
One heard, said, "No tip, so thanks!"



***Under his breath, he tells me, "Oh yeah! I gave them their tip, alright!"

Date: 08/25/2019
www.howmanysyllables.com
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Wildish mermaids lure your kind to death,
I have warned you ‘til I’m out of breath.
They hide among rocks
And pull off your socks,
Clouding your male brains faster than meth.


Written July 31, 2018                  Entered:  Sea Tale Limericks Contest
Sponsored by: Carolyn Devonshire  in honor of the late Tim Ryerson...

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Your words clung to my heartstrings
Hitchhikers on my favorite dress i couldn’t pull off anyway
How could I? I've too many lumps to hide
No one likes me after all, so try and speak in poems
Oh wait, that’s bad too, at least that’s what you made me believe
You lift me to let go, so why try standing
I’d hit the ground running....

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I am a candy that you can chew,
With lots of flavors, both old and new.
From mint to sherbet, flavors grow every day!
In my small cozy package, I lay - 
You can blow me up and I will pop
So if you want a piece, pull off the top.
I'll be waiting for you to pick me;
We will have a blast - just wait and see!


Aunika Alch
Age 11

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The time is here,
The light is green,
It is time for you to chase your dream,
No doubts, no fear,
go on full speed,
A dreamer’s chance, this exact moment.
Would you pull off, would you wait?
First choice brings answers,
The second – regret.
Time does not care, so do not stare,
Be brave to dare and meet your dream,
A long-craved time – the light is green....

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pink strings of elastic stretch 
before me as I pull them 
out of my panties
are they there, are they plastic; 
I wonder as my waist line loosens
I remember I am wearing underwear 
that has nothing to do with 
how easy they are to pull off
or how easy it is for someone to think
that they can reach in 
when it is impossible 
but yet I forget
maybe I want to and maybe not yet...

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At work I pull a short straw
And have to pull a double shift
If I pull myself together
I might pull it off real swift!

I pull up to where I work
And pull up one sagging sock
Hoping I can pull it together
I Pull my card and punch the clock

An old man says, "Pull my finger"
"You can't pull that on me!", I say
As I pull out my tools, I know
I have the pull, to pull off this day!...

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I got on a jet, 
and flew to L.A.
Only to find.
I'd have a bad day.
My monitor was cracked.
My laptop a mess.
That's when I decided.
To pull off my dress.
Now I was naked.
With no underwear.
All I could do.
While the boss gave a stare.
That's when I decided.
To quit my day job.
I was no teacher's pet.
On the tootie fruity internet..

Funny Poem by Kim Robin Edwards
Copyright 2009,2015..All rights reserved....

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Stop killing the world
It time to heal our world
Let throw away sentiments
And embrace the power of love 


We can't go ahead 
With our deformities
We can only grow with the truth 

So let pull off all of our differences
And connect in peace with one another

The  world needs you 
The world need me 

We are all the children 
Of the world 
So you that are still 
Out there for war please
Stop killing the world...

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Did wily raccoon steel my suet?
Only a day after I put it
Securely to a pole, or so I thought
For my backyard birds, I had bought
But today I wondered where it went
The whole feeder was gone in an instant
Through tangled vines and bushes thick
How did she pull off this nefarious trick?
Surely squirrels or a fluffy rabbit couldn't
Steal my cage with my newly bought suet
Guess dinner's on me for mama's brood
Gotta love that wily Raccoon 
Deborah M Kelly...

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Sleet on the turnpike
in the middle of the night 
but I keep driving,
both hands on the wheel,
nowhere to pull off,
and a yellow bus
comes over the line
and kisses my truck.
That's all I remember.
Now I'm in bed,
wired to things,
unable to move,
listening to a doctor 
telling my wife,
"It's been two weeks,
no improvement."
He asks her nicely
if we should let him go,
the dimwit bastard.
If I could, I'd scream 
but I can't even
wiggle my toes.


Donal Mahoney...

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Hush hush whisper who dares
The big boogie man is climbing the stairs
And should he find kids who are not in their beds
He’ll pull ‘em to pieces and rip ‘em to shreds
He’ll pull off their fingers and pull off their toes
Pull off their ears and chew on their nose
But if he finds children  in bed fast asleep
With eyes shut up tightly no sign of a peep
He’ll tuck them in tight with a kiss on the head
So come on you kids it’s time for your bed



(C) John W  Fenn   10-10-2009...

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