Short Plaid Poems

My crayon color is greenish plaid
Cause monochromatic is sad...

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debonair birdie
landing on his tiny plaid racing cap
delighting this toddler...

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assassination


the other side paid in gold


blood on these plaid streets...

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The plaid flannel jacket
From my Dad
Hangs There
A Reminder
Of His Old Spice smell...

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snow flurries on plaid
changing to a cool pattern
— green, blue and bright stars

11/19/2018...

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Madras Shorts

Nineteen-sixty-five
Red Blue green dyed colored plaid
Too bad they don't fit....

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dawn’s horizon plaid
silhouettes and dust-to-dust ~
pandora’s loud crash

4/15/2023...

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Man skirts fill the scene 
Whining outlawed bagpipes sing
His kilt of plaid green

By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights reserved ©MMX...

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When I saw her eyes were burnt sienna,
and her lips were purple plaid,
when she said she wasn’t my kid’s teacher,
boy, was I ever sad.
...

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Dan, Dan, was a popular man
had a plaid for his homeland clan
	his kilt it slipped
	cold breeze it nipped
less popular now than he began...

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Autumn came swiftly
on the heels of summer's lace
I reached for his plaid jacket
feeling the warmth embrace me
with long arms of sweet recall...

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pull the cloth from your eyes
look no further
gently turn your attention
towards its plaid patterns
its glimmering splendor
dwarfed by the dawn of day...

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tour en l'air freely
reaching azure sky's above
tracing autumn's page
an opened sketch book flutters
dressing blue skies with plaid frills
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Rick was an ineptly clad lad
whose wardrobe was shockingly bad.
The he got a sweetheart 
with taste like a fine art
who converted him from plain to plaid....

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Crazy and sixty, Sam jazzed up his tone.
It’s Fat Tuesday, yet he is all alone.
Hat with feathers
Plaid not leathers 
Boob flashers captured him on their I-phones....

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On Easter, the bunny hop is the fad
In the words of Michael, who’s bad
Baddest bunny gets the prize
Only for his hoping size
The winner gets a bunny dressed in plaid...

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walls crawling 
inside out 
Escher etching
fingernail grout
staring at stares
plaid throughout 
plied and played
guts splayed out 

wailing away 
in bars in stout...

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red suitcase, pretty girl 
plaid skirt, perky, sassy 
blue truck stopped, he wore blue jeans
handsome and young, she hopped in 
An adventure began
In small town Nebraska...

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What a poor dateless chap was young Chad.
Dumpster fires were the clothes that he had.
Pants that hung in the back
showed the world his azz-crack
and not one single shirt wasn’t plaid....

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A bagpiper ready to play
Forgot his plaid boxers one day
The wind it did blow,
And his kilt it did flow
And put his proud jewels on display! 

2/23/22
Used Poetry soup's syllable counter...

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Tristan rode the moor
          his clan's plaid flew in the wind.
                  the castle lay near
          my heart waited there for him
           take me home to Inverness...

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plump posh plush puffy
pretty, poufy, plaid purple pillows
providing cushioned comfort for Cali
enthusiastically enjoyed by boyfriends
encouraging enlightening enthusiasm
for comfort, coziness, and calmness....

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Outnumbered
1756 to one
I stood alone
I stood
Alone
In a culture of music
Unlike anyone else's 
Flogging Molly
Scathed my back
With mad plaid in my mind
And Was Beder Das
Youth of rebellion
I stand true....

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   Fay was dying to go to the big dance
   Praying a nice boy would give her a chance
     But O, most unfortunate!
     ‘Dweeb’ called... Fay bit the bullet
   ‘Til he came to her door ~ in short plaid pants
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Most fashionable young people in France
Are wearing plaid shirts, flip-flops and striped pants 
Saying we do not care 
Tell us what we should wear 
We’re not applying for government grants!

written June 16, 2021...

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