Short Pisses Poems
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The Devil still plumbs the abysses
But girls know his serpent just hisses
If you really care
Let Eve tell you where
She pisses she misses French kisses!
Dick the dog dangles his balls for all to see.
I greet him on the way.
"How they hanging Dick?"
The question is rhetorical.
"Bark once if I smell immortal."
Dick pisses on my leg
while his owner speaks of Keats.
HOW DARE YOU NOT CALL ME?!?
Have you gone insane?
Urgg!!! This PISSES ME OFF!!!
... I just know.
YOU WILL NEVER FORGET TO CALL ME AGAIN!!!! NEVER ...EVER....NEVER
DAMNIT!!!
(Of a lottery winner on being asked
what his feelings were since
becoming an instant
millionaire.)
His answer was both aromatic
and precise.
“It reminds me of a deep
‘Profound Fart’ In that
it pisses everyone off,
yet the effect is pure
alleviation.”
© Harry J Horsman 1995
The first time you see yourself
You cry
Torn between bewilderment
Flattened by view
All white skin
Pink and spotty
The remnants
Of teenage residue
The hormones on overload
Insanity has come early
So easy to bite
Everyone pisses themselves laughing
When you remove your clothes
Now you never undress in the light
Two tom cats..
One white,one black.
The white one is may be deaf
But hisses and pisses
to mark his territory.
He enters the black cat's flat
and attacks without warning.
Fur flying ,cats growling,
wet stuff on the flooring.
The remains are scars the
claws and teeth tore.
We chide , separate them
and suggest de sexing....
waterspraying's effective.
It really pisses us off
You think we don’t know
We know more than you do
You were the last to be created
So, you are the real animals here
Destroying the world around you
And yet we let you remain here
But that will be coming to an end
We will make sure that you are gone
And that we are the ones left behind
Maybe then the planet can survive
As long as you are all gone
© Poem – I/XXIV/MMXXII
My poem was about innocent hearts
not purloined, perfumed farts
'Twas about forever lingering kisses
not everlasting, beer-induced pisses
Verses extoling glaciers' sheer grandeur
no excretions of gooses or ganders
Lines conjuring up treasured memories
nothing about S&M or pederasty
'Course, publishers rejected it out of hand
~ nothing to stimulate readers' trash glands
I'm gonna make me NEW again
I don't need your damn help
you keep helpin to makin me the old me
so don't even offer to help
For God's sakes, I will eat
I will dance
tell dirty jokes
pretty much do what I've been doin
that upsets you
and keeps me happy
It keeps others happy too
So.. there you go
I make people happy
just being me
That really pisses you off
I geuss
Cuz you're not me.
An Ass.
Form:
Some things so simple
I cant seem to handle
Like everything pisses me off
To beat someone
And break their bones off
Its hard to hold it in
My inner beast wants to kill
Cuz I don’t have that void to fill
I hold against it
Too many long years my strong will
And I will hold it till
But damage
I want to make
Like I wanna kill
And make you late
I think this poem is damaged
I don’t even wanna manage
Beauty with you I cry,
with you I am not afraid to live or die.
I don’t resent your mystery,
you are so perfect to me.
But the Creator pisses me off,
makes me want to scream,
“Come out come out wherever you are.”
Blind faith… for Christ sake, I want to see.
Braille in spirit gets tiresome.
Go away you Big Bully
let me lay my head down
in the lap of Beauty.
Whatever you do don’t bother me
until you want to show me your face.
Just one of those days,
Wrong in many ways,
Nothing goes right,
For anything I need, I have to fight.
Lawyer pisses me off,
Social services too,
The clinic gives me 16 perscriptions,
The pharmacy says, "Not for you!!"
On the phone all day
Makin' no headway,
I finally give up, and go to bed
Juggling curses inside my head
Somedays you're the windshield
Somedays you're the bug,
Seems like today,
I hit a clear wall,
My bug wings smashed
To the roadside I fall.