Short Phoning Poems
Short Phoning Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Phoning by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Phoning by length and keyword.
Bert was in a phone booth
Phoning his girlfriend Ruth
To say their courtship was over
He preferred his dog Rover
For company...struth
the cock made a call
phoning a clan of mankind
from the top of his hill
day is here our visitor
has come unannounced
let's dance with her
all the same from every
quarter with all manner
of dance-steps yet unknown
Form:
I SAW A NICE BEHIND AT WALMART
IS IT YOURS?
That behind isn't a loaner
She walks like she owns it
Don't think of phoning her
She'll turn that behind around
And bend you upside down
Buzz Words
Journey
Thanks to reality t.v and talent shows
Everybody now seems to talk about
My Journey
I remember when a journey was going somewhere
And reaching out
When did phoning someone
Become reaching out
And Sic mean cool
Sick was what I used to be when I drank to much
Or am I just getting old
And not cool anymore
A train derailed, the newsman said,
And there are people hurt and dead.
If someone that you love was there,
Then call this number, if you dare.
Imagine if you had to choose
To call or wait to have some news.
The agony of knowing not
Would try what patience someone’s got.
Though phoning could provide relief,
For some, there might be only grief,
Discovering an act of fate
Has made their loved one doubly late.
Your two in the queue
The announcement says
A poem I thought through
Two in the queue, I laughed
My sense of humour going daft
Holding music blasting out
Hurting my ears with this musical drought.
Your two in the queue again she says
My mind wondering by now
Why am I phoning, memory refresh
Five minutes have gone
I'm still hanging on
Its ringing
The music I miss
Good morning can I help you
I thought I was two in the queue
What’s your problem?
You started it
It was all you
You and your family!
Your son playing his music too loud
Your son throwing his butt ends into our garden
Your son having his xbox so loud that it felt like a warzone
Your son with his not so funny racist comments
Your partner phoning the council
Your partner for phoning Health and Safety
Your partner for phoning 101
What for?
We’ve done nothing wrong!
We have the report to prove it!
So get a grip!