Short Phonies Poems

Something happens when you get a 'name':
Moth-like phonies are drawn to your flame.
Fame brings envy more than 'looks' or wealth;
If you have all three – better add stealth....

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1. phonies hate down to earth people and vice versa. Phonies think  real people are crazy. Real people know phonies are crazy. 2. The best things in life are free. The better things in life cost money. fools think otherwise....

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Damn proud of myself, the kids puzzle I bought once
On the box it read 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months
How about that my cronies
Jealousy's showing you phonies
Bet you wish you were a smartie-pants like this bum<>...

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Damn proud of myself, the kids' puzzle I bought once
On the box, it said 3-5 years, but I finished it in 18 months
How about that my cronies
Jealousy's  showing you phonies
Bet you wish you were a smartie-pants like this bum...

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   I’d never seen a Fox Trot
      nor a Jittery Bug
   Though whenever I’d Twist
      in agony I’d Shout

   But when a Hully became a Gully
     and Monsters like Potatoes were Mashed
   This Jerk got on his Pony ~
     and Loco Motioned those Stoned Phonies
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Shocked, taken aback,
I was stood up by my standbys
ever reliable phonies who stood by
and watched. My dear friends quaked
and spluttered excuses from stand-by mode.
How quickly the folksy flock dispersed
to vultures, hanging, waiting 
in stand-by queues, for me to fail, so can step in.
Chameleon onlookers standing by.
Well "Stand By, Folks"
"I'll be back, right with you"....

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Several people never knew
that bunnies have an urge to chew
teeth that shine from dawn towards noon
then through out the glow of the moon
the reason that they like to chew
because their front teeth grew and grew
they'll grow and never stop growing
they'll chew unable to slowing
bunnies chew a bunch of carrots
that is why they have high spirits
a need to know about bunnies
this rhyme, their teeth, are not phonies....

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May the New Year
Bring Ecstasy to everyone
   and hunger for none
Make the food crops grow
   and Rivers have perpetual flow
Help to halt the hatred
   and ruin the rancor
Comfort the indigenous people
   to strive against the evils
Enhance the global tourism 
    and annul terrorism
Pinpoint the phonies
   and cleanse the cities
Smash the poverty
   and increase generosity
Promulgate universal peace
Shatter barriers into pieces
   Wish you all a wonderful New year...

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