Short Payne Poems
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There is an ob-gyn named Doctor Payne
He guarantees he'll live up to his name
When his patients groan
He whacks their skullbone
Delivers the baby plus a migraine
pliers… scalpel… knife…
drat… I feel the pulse of life…
if not for my wife…
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MILs = Mothers-in-Law
Arrange every single drop with class,
ready to be the grande opening?
Take the chance and reveal it all.
In a splash of shade and trash polka,
silver linings are the cherry on top.
Paid the price with that blob of tears,
added a graffiti twist to the pristine.
Yanked out the picture inside my head
now it’s out there for everyone to see.
Eat it all up, let them feel your authentic.