Short Outhouses Poems

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Premium Member Hurricane Limerick

A funny thing happened one day
A hurricane came by our way
Our kittens said snee
We ran out to pee
Outhouses had floated away
Form: Limerick


Premium Member It’s Unavoidable

The brainwashed masses
from upper classes
can’t help but be asses,
drinking from glasses
made of fine crystal ashes

buying waterfront houses
with money from spouses
made rich in clubhouses
who won’t share outhouses
but frequent whorehouses

how far must you fall
how far will you crawl
how much will you bawl
who will you call
to avoid death’s pale caul?
Form: Monorhyme

Premium Member A Question of Definition

a question of definition

camping?
luxuries au wilderness
juxtaposition
air conditioned lassitude
with untouched raw nature
three piece baths
next to outhouses
wheels rolling through trees
electric lights break
the pristine dark
camp-fire-crackle ambiance
food microwaved
hot running water, lakeside
even the chipmunks shun
mere bread  
for more sumptuous fare.

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