Short Moo Poems

Boo moo

Cannibalism

Did mad cow surprise us?...

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Ticks colonize cows
With no hands to remove
Only mouth to moo...

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Black sky turning blue
Open window morning dew
Hungry cows say moo...

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Not only by cows
It's the sound of cow or bull
Fair is fair in fact...

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My cow says me-ow
  My cat says moo
The cow chases mice
  The cat, udders grew...

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Valentines day = hug cow day
India’s political zoo 
Modi’s new moo
Holy cow!
Make India Zoophilia...

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Bugs Bunny goes hop
       cook him, he’s slop
  
    Old Bessie says moo
       to Elmer she’s glue
...

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Cool, Hot
Spot,rot

Here, me
There,tea

Hand, pain
Main,sprain

Hate, date
Ripe, rate

I, do
cows,moo...

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Witches coo
      goblins moo
    Jack-o-lantern's puzzled

    Ghosts wave 'Hi'
      spooks are shy ~
    All-Saints-Day unmuzzled...

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cluck,oink,meow,quack,maa
cock-a-doodle-do,moo,baa
tis my wild kingdom



written 2009...

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this mugs a foam treasure trove

see it caffineates my stove

adding sweet and moo

brought on sticky goo

sorry didnt add more clove.
...

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I beg to differ with those romantics
  who imagine a farm is like a zoo

They've never smelled a cow go moo
  or cleaned a coop of chicken poo...

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In Russia there lived a white cow,
A rare albino female sow.
  She stepped in some poo,
  And let out a big moo---
Modesty's turned her bright red now....

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The cow goes moo
when he's taking a poo
then he says boo hoo.
cause it just sits there
and hangs.
then it slowly slides out.



For My sister Maddy....

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The cow is of the bovine ilk.  
One end is moo; 
the other, methane and milk.  


*His original: 'The cow is of the bovine ilk.  
One end is moo, the other milk.'...

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A little boy had a dog he named Boo
Who was raised with a cow at the zoo
   The dog learned to talk
   Before he could walk
When hungry, all he could do was to moo...

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His parents had a cow when he was born
a speech impediment made them forlorn
instead of a moo
he'd let out a boo
scaring the herd all night and morn.



10-23-17...

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There was an old cow who said, "Moo!"
She wanted to live in a zoo!
   She feared a long snake.
   Who said she'd make a great steak!
Now what's a poor moo cow to do?...

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I'd like to have my cup of coffee now
You'd like me to stand and give you a bow
Polite makes you a cougar
I might take out my Lugar
I like to see how you moo like a cow...

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Encountering unicorns at the zoo
Sally freaked out when they started to moo
   She told her big brother
   He said not to bother
Those unicorns had turned into beef stew...

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( The cannibal Cow)

Moo moo moo
On our cud we chew

That old jersey
Going down smooth

Mad you are
When you are what you eat

Cows eating cows
Quit pulling my teat!...

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Lily Ly Dun, was an Asian beauty I once knew
Known around town for her yummy moo moo
Quite a few times
Her vistas I climbed
To put it gently, set my chengdu's askew...

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Lily Ly Dun, was an Asian beauty I once knew
Known around town for her yummy moo moo
Quite a few times
Her vistas I climbed
To put it gently, set my chengdu's askew...

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on the floor on
all fours next
to me you
sit on a
stool

knowing exactly
what rhythm
and tempo
to keep
you

begin 
milking
me making
me feel as if
to swoon

    i
moo...

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Thought I was normal like all of youse
Much to my surprise it's twisted here's a clue
I was clicking along
When I broke into song
The language cows use when they moo...

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