Short Molar Poems
Short Molar Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Molar by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Molar by length and keyword.
Yelp
The Dentist some call Dr. Frown
Tried to strangle me with a gown
Then plucked out a molar
My plexus went solar
And he laughed, "Guess what? I'm a clown!"...
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Categories:
molar, angst, me, people, recovery from, stress, violence,
Form:
Limerick
Stroller and Broiler and a Molar
Stroller and Broiler and a Molar
Had been boiling eggs in a broiler,
And took son for ride in a stroller;
Wheels went round,
On the ground,
While he had grown another molar.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
molar, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Executing My Optimistic Letter
R-ight
O-pus
N-icely
A-pplies
L-ines
I-n
N-otably
E-xecuting
M-y
O-ptimistic
L-etter
A-bout
R-emembrance
Topic: Birthday of Ronaline D. Molar (January 03)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...
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Categories:
molar, birthday,
Form:
Acrostic
Loss of a Dear Friend
I lost a dear old friend the other day.
His loss leaves a vacancy, I must say!
I was sad beyond belief,
Yet, in truth 'twas a relief.
('Twas a molar doc yanked due to decay!)
Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...
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Categories:
molar, loss,
Form:
Limerick
Pain All Gone Mr Dentist
I knocked tbe door hands were shaking
just come in ... my knees were quaking
keeled over in a huddle
looked up.... I need a cuddle
my dentist asked...teeth are aching
no I replied pain is no more
open wide let me just make sure
quickly he taps the molar
right out of chair i did soar
straight across room and out the door.
penned 12 January 2019...
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Categories:
molar, silly,
Form:
Limerick
Game Show Question
Canine, incisor, molar to.
What are all three? I’m looking at you.
One hundred thousand dollars up for grabs
Ellen is waiting showing her abs
Dogs teeth, teeth dogs, dogs the woman guesses.
Man gets a chance to steal. Dogs? He professes.
That’s great! His wife yells, happy as a lark.
Great in what world? All three in the dark.
It is teeth, Ellen announces. The audience laughs.
Everyone else there sees both contestants are daft....
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Categories:
molar, life,
Form:
Light Verse
Molar and the Tooth Fairy
MOLAR AND THE TOOTH FAIRY
It's like I was sucking on a Sugar Baby
caramel delicacy oozing
between my bicuspids and incisors,
sweetness of the gods
how much pleasure can a mortal woman
survive?
Dante in my lap
Oh divine madness
Sugar Baby come to me
and she did
like a razor blade splitting my molar
right down the middle
all the way to the nerve.
What rhymes with "Aggghhhhhh?"
compliments of my friend Mattress Mary in Winter Park Florida...
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Categories:
molar, abuse, age, assonance, betrayal,
Form:
Imagism