Short Molar Poems
Short Molar Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Molar by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Molar by length and keyword.
The Dentist some call Dr. Frown
Tried to strangle me with a gown
Then plucked out a molar
My plexus went solar
And he laughed, "Guess what? I'm a clown!"
Stroller and Broiler and a Molar
Had been boiling eggs in a broiler,
And took son for ride in a stroller;
Wheels went round,
On the ground,
While he had grown another molar.
Jim Horn
MOLAR AND THE TOOTH FAIRY
It's like I was sucking on a Sugar Baby
caramel delicacy oozing
between my bicuspids and incisors,
sweetness of the gods
how much pleasure can a mortal woman
survive?
Dante in my lap
Oh divine madness
Sugar Baby come to me
and she did
like a razor blade splitting my molar
right down the middle
all the way to the nerve.
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