Short Molar Poems

Chin

My chin, not very
prologued, not as 
funny at all, as my 
second molar.
...

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The Dentist some call Dr. Frown
Tried to strangle me with a gown
Then plucked out a molar
My plexus went solar
And he laughed, "Guess what?  I'm a clown!"...

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Stroller and Broiler and a Molar

Had been boiling eggs in a broiler,
And took son for ride in a stroller;
Wheels went round,
On the ground,
While he had grown another molar.

Jim Horn...

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R-ight 
O-pus 
N-icely 
A-pplies 
L-ines 
I-n 
N-otably 
E-xecuting 

M-y 
O-ptimistic 
L-etter 
A-bout 
R-emembrance 

Topic: Birthday of Ronaline D. Molar (January 03)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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I lost a dear old friend the other day.

   His loss leaves a vacancy, I must say!

      I was sad beyond belief,

         Yet, in truth 'twas a relief.

            ('Twas a molar doc yanked due to decay!)

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired...

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I knocked tbe door hands were shaking
just come in ... my knees were quaking
keeled over in a huddle
looked up.... I need a cuddle
my dentist asked...teeth are aching

no I replied pain is no more
open wide let me just make sure
quickly he taps the molar
right out of chair i did soar
straight across room and out the door.


penned 12 January 2019...

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The mole of a substance
Avogadro Constant
Molar mass
borax and colemanite
boron is derived
from these bornite
minerals
volcanic springs
orthoboric acid 
the most important of these is
rasorite
naturally occurrence
from the weathering of
rock material
sourced from
air, soil and water
 mass number of 11 
and containing 5 protons
 and 6 neutrons. 
full-scale fusion
B-111...

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Canine, incisor, molar to.
What are all three? I’m looking at you.
One hundred thousand dollars up for grabs
Ellen is waiting showing her abs
Dogs teeth, teeth dogs, dogs the woman guesses.
Man gets a chance to steal. Dogs? He professes.
That’s great! His wife yells, happy as a lark.
Great in what world? All three in the dark.
It is teeth, Ellen announces. The audience laughs.
Everyone else there sees both contestants are daft....

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MOLAR AND THE TOOTH FAIRY
It's like I was sucking on a Sugar Baby
caramel delicacy oozing
between my bicuspids and incisors,
sweetness of the gods 
how much pleasure can a mortal woman
survive? 
Dante in my lap
Oh divine madness
Sugar Baby come to me
and she did
like a razor blade splitting my molar
right down the middle
all the way to the nerve.
What rhymes with "Aggghhhhhh?"

compliments of my friend Mattress Mary in Winter Park Florida...

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