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Short Meany Poems

Short Meany Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Meany by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Meany by length and keyword.


Premium Member Choose 2000 Gods Or Free Will
Eeney meany is what I will say
Which God shall I pray to today
It all depends on how I fee
And which one gives the better deal.....

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© Ken Duddle  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: meany, education, prayer, religion, satire,
Form: Quatrain



Tongue Tied With a Tiki
Tongue Tied with A Tiki

What I did was to take off my tiny tiki,
And what is left on body was my bikini,
Told by tone,
A party thrown
On an island where men are a Meany. 

Jim Horn...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: meany, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Naughty
Never have I seen a boy
            As awful as my brother.
            Ugly meany took my toy.
            Gonna go tell Mother.
            He'll tell her I took his dime.
            Tattles on me all the time,
            Yells 'bout  one thing or 'nother!...

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Categories: meany, children,
Form: Acrostic
Dachshund Footles
Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie

Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie

Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie

Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)

Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie......

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Categories: meany, dog,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Halloween
Halloweenie, Halloweenie It's, a meany, scarey time tonight. Children dressed like scarey creatures, wagging features, will you get home safe all right. Thunder rolling, mind controlling. Is this what the Goulies do? Wish, Wish get on the disk, it's a scarey time tonight.
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Categories: meany, crazy, dark, children, memory, moon, mystery, mythology,
Form: Blank verse



Premium Member Green Meany
She stood innocently picking her nose Wiped green slime upon mummy’s pretty clothes When her mum saw the mess Even she will confess That mum and daughter almost came to blows Apologies for the subject .... but the challenge by John Wulf was to come up with a limerick to use with his picture 8th July 2015
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Categories: meany, children, humorous, mum,
Form: Limerick
Prayer of Matrimony
May your days be long and happy
in God's own tender way
may your roads be all up hill
leading onward day by day

May the Lord watch and keep you
staying close so not to stray
may you have a blessed and happy life
in a world so full of strife

May your life be meany rainbows
always cheerful, always gay
may your heartaches be only minor
in God's holy name i pray........

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Categories: meany, marriage,
Form: Rhyme
Lay Off the Beer
Where does he stay, when you are here,
that mean old man, you find in your beer.
Everything is fine, but then you leave,
and out comes meany, he has been freed.
Drink after drink, the bolder he gets,
but I must tell you, he has me upset.
Ugly ways, ugly talk, is all he knows,
then in the morning, off, to somewhere he goes.
You need to tell him, when you're not here,
the bar is closed, so lay off the beer....

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Categories: meany, confusion, life, mystery,
Form: Verse

Book: Shattered Sighs