Short Meany Poems
Short Meany Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Meany by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Meany by length and keyword.
Eeney meany is what I will say
Which God shall I pray to today
It all depends on how I fee
And which one gives the better deal..
Tongue Tied with A Tiki
What I did was to take off my tiny tiki,
And what is left on body was my bikini,
Told by tone,
A party thrown
On an island where men are a Meany.
Jim Horn
Woody Woodpecker happily pecks in his tree-house decent,
mean landlady Meany evicts him, for he doesn’t pay the rent.
So, he plans his antics, stops real estate to sprawl in his forest,
tricks Lance, the harassed lawyer, to gift him a new tree-nest.
Never have I seen a boy
As awful as my brother.
Ugly meany took my toy.
Gonna go tell Mother.
He'll tell her I took his dime.
Tattles on me all the time,
Yells 'bout one thing or 'nother!
Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie...
Halloweenie, Halloweenie It's, a meany, scarey time
tonight. Children dressed like scarey creatures, wagging features, will
you get home safe all right. Thunder rolling, mind controlling.
Is this what the Goulies do? Wish, Wish get on the disk, it's a scarey time tonight.
She stood innocently picking her nose
Wiped green slime upon mummy’s pretty clothes
When her mum saw the mess
Even she will confess
That mum and daughter almost came to blows
Apologies for the subject .... but the challenge by John Wulf was to come up with a limerick to use with his picture
8th July 2015
May your days be long and happy
in God's own tender way
may your roads be all up hill
leading onward day by day
May the Lord watch and keep you
staying close so not to stray
may you have a blessed and happy life
in a world so full of strife
May your life be meany rainbows
always cheerful, always gay
may your heartaches be only minor
in God's holy name i pray.....
Where does he stay, when you are here,
that mean old man, you find in your beer.
Everything is fine, but then you leave,
and out comes meany, he has been freed.
Drink after drink, the bolder he gets,
but I must tell you, he has me upset.
Ugly ways, ugly talk, is all he knows,
then in the morning, off, to somewhere he goes.
You need to tell him, when you're not here,
the bar is closed, so lay off the beer.