Short Loco Poems

Red wine
Is a reasonable
Facsimile 
For sanity...

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look at
that possum
gratefully
playing Jerry
Garcia...

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ruthless proportions
midnight feast on emotions
rebirth from curses...

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look at that
doe so close
to the road
panhandling
just for a
buck...

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i hear 
a squirrel
barking up
a tree

he must
be nuts
it's a
birch...

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what was going
through your
mind when
you tied
her to
the

tracks


i think i can
i think i can...

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Sighting the clearness
of your  bright green eyes,
I realized...
My love
for you
 is  utterly blind...!...

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that fox
thought
he was
a wolf
in sheep's
clothing

diagnosis
cross 
dressing
with
an identity
crisis...

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she said
muy loco
i said
muy loca

we
both
maddeningly 

laughed
our crazy
but i swear

hers
was more
like a donkey...

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A Mystic brewed a love potion
That made men come in the ocean
Although it was quaint
Bikini girls faint
At the sight of loco motion!...

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a medicine
man or 
shaman
or witch
doctor

eating pills
like peanuts but
that's fine for
my shrink
says

i'm
nuts and
mi Musa says
loco
gringo...

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What is it about a bluegrass banjo solo
That turns my crank and drives me loco
That foot tappin' beat
Can't control my feet
I freak out, guess I'm just a bluegrass banjo bozo...

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What is it about a bluegrass banjo solo
That turns my crank and drives me loco
That foot tappin' beat
Can't control my feet
I freak out, guess I'm just a bluegrass banjo bozo...

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keep the rhythm
steamy old-timey
no high speed
bullet train
but an 
old

engine sixty nine
coming down
the line
always
on time
but

slowly loco
loco loco loca
loco loco
loco loca
loco
loca

love...

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What is it about a bluegrass banjo solo
That turns my crank and drives me loco
That foot tappin' beat
Can't control my feet
I freak out, guess I'm just a bluegrass banjo bozo


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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The way to a man's heart is through nude girlie photos
Causing him to expel gasps as he basically goes loco
His eyes get all googley
As she wiggles her boobies
Drooling profusely from his gob by the bucket load...

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The way to a man's heart is through nude girlie photos
Causing him to expel gasps as he basically goes loco
His eyes get all googley
As she wiggles her boobies
Drooling profusely from his gob by the bucket load...

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be my engineer
heat me to
boiling

open my mouth
stoke my fire
shoveling

words in
but save
one

chunk of
coal that
was

heated
but now
has cooled

and as is time
for all time
this will be

ours as coal 
becomes a
diamond...

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Just stepped on a mini wheat, now I'm known as a cereal killer
Ate some fruit loops, now I'm a star in a fruity loopy thriller
Devoured some cheerios
Now have a happy ego
Coco Puffs make me loco, puff up and stick up my bad finger!...

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The way to a man's heart is through nude girlie photos
Causing him to expel gasps as he basically goes loco
His eyes get big and googley
As she wiggles her ample boobies
Drooling profusely from his gob by the bucket load


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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Precious black gold
Sultry her allure of motion
Ambitious often bold 
Strident slick with emotion
A rose from the soil
The cause of commotion
For she does enjoy
Our lack of devotion
The earth we destroy
By way of loco-motion
Avarice her ploy
Of our destruction...

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   I’d never seen a Fox Trot
      nor a Jittery Bug
   Though whenever I’d Twist
      in agony I’d Shout

   But when a Hully became a Gully
     and Monsters like Potatoes were Mashed
   This Jerk got on his Pony ~
     and Loco Motioned those Stoned Phonies
...

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she
is loca
me
i'm loco

she 
is loca dulce
me
i'm locoer

she
is loca por el amor
me
i'm locoerer

she
is mi sueño loco de esperanza
me
i'm locoest

did
you
say
locusts

the eighth
plague and yet
i plague of allegiance
to the gag orders against her...

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this just in the
prediction of
today's 
weather
as i walk in
from outside
where the sky
is like a grey layered
blanket but with
no chance of a
covering of
snow for i
just saw
fly by a
great
blue
heron
headed
for the pond
knowing all along
his feet won't slip on
the nonexistent ice...

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P- Polarizing
O- Offensive
L- Liberal
I- Independent
T- Turmoil
I- Insensitive
C- Conservative
A- Abusive
L-  Loco

 (SOLUTION)

T- Together
R- Respect
U- United
T- Tolerance
H- Humbleness


POLITICS should not cause division.
Because United We Stand Divided We Fall.

Michael Tor...

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