Short Lobbyist Poems

Short Lobbyist Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Lobbyist by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Lobbyist by length and keyword.


Mccain Dumpty

John McCain Dumpty sat on a wall 
John McCain Dumpty had a great fall
all the presidents lobbyist
and all Sarah Palins men
cound'nt put poor Dumpty
in office again
Form: Narrative


Premium Member Limerick: Once a Tight Lobbyist In Real Pain

Limerick: Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain

Once a tight Lobbyist in real pain
Tried in vain to get his M.P.’s gain
So his Secretary
A laced Bloody Mary
Pumped M.P.s to P.M. to take reign.

© T. Wignesan – Paris,  2013
© T Wignesan  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member But Seriously

“But seriously”
Said the mouse
“I don’t eat much.”

“But Seriously”
Said the Lobbyist
“It won’t cost much”

“But seriously”
Said the Congressman
“How much is too much?”

“But seriously”
Said the toddler
“do you not know what happens
“IF YOU GIVE A MOUSE A COOKIE”

©7/22/2023

Mandated By Another's Maxim

Side stepping love's starfish sun bathing about, time's shores....
While amoeboid parasites these sponges in resilient, take up residence
Atop her capital hill; residuum's resonant evil kismet's, true, liverwort lobbyist 
Waterspout gargoyles autism's algae tortuous angleworms this, immoral's realities ?
Shuttered truths antipodes their view; his shad's tenement tete-a-tete's, voodoo virtuosity.
Form:

Premium Member What Is a Lobbyists

What is a lobbyists?
A lobbyist is somoneone employed to Buy Government Access,
and Washington DC is presently flooded with lobbyists in untold masses,
getting laws passed that favor corporations protecing the CEO's from arrest,
for everything from raping the environment that we all depend on,
to the labor exploitation of not only adults, but also children,
abroad and here, in my own nation.
Lobbyists are at the core of government corruption.
Form: Rhyme


Oxymoron of the Millennium

I was a good, honest taxpayer
That nurtured a moral dilemma.
Why should I perpetuate 
The state I’ve grown to hate?

Subject to the authority
Of a fluctuating majority
I refuse to comply
You can accept, I’d rather die.

To be truly honest
Why vote in a rigged contest?
Plant free trees in a forest
Felled by the loudest lobbyist.

A good, honest player
Pays the public piper
Of their own free will
Or swallows the pipers pill.

21 August, 2016
Form: Rhyme

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