Short Lapdog Poems

Cruel words leak from your 
Mouth like tears – I lick them up
Like a good lapdog


6/28/11

Received 10th place in "Pseudo-haiku-cuckoo-cuckhosis!" contest...

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  Preaching ‘constructive dialog’
  Rule-breakers mock her

  Minouche Shafik is in whole-hog
  Puppet of Progressives ~ the left’s lapdog


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  Minouche Shafik is the current President
  of Columbia University, in New York City
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The lapdog is our friend
The laptop is our mend

There’s no end
We are trapped in a pen
Maybe this is a trend
We don’t need to spend
However, we need to pretend
We enjoy our weekend
Although it’s only a bitter end

When we’re at a loose end
Nobody wants to understand
Because they only care about the stock dividends
They are our internet's friends...

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a glass magnifies

small lapdog
butterfly
landing perfectly
on a flat nose

the glass pushes detail
into a wide eye

the picture is a thumbnail

maximum enlargement
knocks over it digital frame

the butterfly
is mottled yellow and brown
a stand-out contrast to
the black nose

a background
is a female hand in mid-flight

we are all caught


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BICHON FRISE
Bichon frise or is it curly lapdog you prefer?
Pray, do make it known
Descendant of a water spaniel originating in ancient times
In the Mediterranean area
Used as barter by sailors
Your solid white coat is silky profuse
Not silky confuse
I get it now
You are prized for your lively intelligence
And is usually groomed and trimmed 
To give a “powder puff” appearance....

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A keyboard lays across my knees
like a sleeping lapdog,

The B and the K are sticky keys
that cannot bark
or pronounce their own function.

The keys are unstuck by pure alt control,
I have also trained them with a dog whistle.

Behind the plasma screen
Bach is barking
out of the mouth of a cello.

I wonder if I should wake up
the lapdog,
maybe
with a duet in B minus
for a K9 listener?...

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Crumbling I say our country is crumbling
A president that don't have self confidence
we ain't want that at all
A so call vice president with no dignity
Pulling the strings like a puppet master
While being another mans lapdog 
We ain't want that at all 
A ministry of sport more like a ministry of pushing dope
Criminals and crooked personnel
Sitting at the top of the food chain 
Eating they belly full while the poor struggle
We ain't want that at all...

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