Short Jocks Poems

Jocks
  Stuck up
   popular
hated by most
     jerks...

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Hisham Melhem
insists it must be either us or them
that prudish box
such a peculiar contrast to those Berlusconi jocks....

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kelly anne conway
one might ask why she has not yet gon'way
absurdly, her flowing Wagnerian locks
still titillate the aging yet juvenile jocks....

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Women must have a special gene
Not like us jocks they wear tight jeans
My eyeballs bug out
At times twist and shout
Might even call it a scream extreme...

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I
love   to  
sip  whiskey
on  the rocks  and  
hang   out   with  the jocks
wife  hates this  all  
marriage  is 
on  the
rocks

~30 Jul 2016~...

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Athletes, negative comments is all you hear today.
The word is all they care about is the pay.
Role models, there seems to be voids.
Nothing but jocks with attitudes and on steroids...

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Curtains swinging on my side
Breezy air from outside
In my ears
Ticking clocks and radio jocks
Reddish and dry eyes
Even my glasses hurt from the lights
But I love sleepless nights...

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Coach Alan Brown was incredibly unique  
At eighty he had an athlete's physique.  
A fullback mocked his years,  
Brown hefted him by his ears. 
Since then mouthy jocks have squelched every squeak....

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Jocks
gruff, tough
grinning, winning, sinning
asses and passes; glasses and classes
fluting, computing, disputing
wordy, nerdy
Geeks


For the Diamante Contest of Janis Thompson...

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The best anti theft lock for a car
Is appropriately stained jocks as the anti-theft bar
So have these jocks on the steering wheel
For a display to ward off the thief in their steal.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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JERSEY ROCKS

Jersey rocks
Blue blazes
Docker jocks
Tackle and blocks
Hooks grapple
Around the clock

Scoffing bodies ripple easy
Power
Hardhats safeguard
Secret hearts

Foreign toughs
      Eye
Liberty's muscles...

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I don't look like those muscle bound jocks
as I stand wearing nothing but socks
so I bought some dumb bells
but can't use them, oh well-
since I can't lift the lid off the box !

21st Feb 2016
For Limerick contest II, sponsor Jan Allison...

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Don’t you know I like things sweet?
Sewage water and pickled feet
Noses that run like Kenyan jocks
And year old milk that’s kept in socks
Don’t you know I like things wild?
Little old ladies with crocodiles
Butterflies and taser guns 
Grizzly bears that have the runs...

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Enough Already
Miracle Man
2/4/2022

I make no attempt in hiding how I feel,
*I have just watched my umpteenth Medicare speel.
Thanks to old actors, jocks, and assorted jerks,
our mute button's broken and no longer works.

* Since the start of the year. LOL
...

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If you walk around town you will
notice there are different kinds of people

there are the stuck-up cheerleaders who
think they own the world

there are the jocks who have to have
everything

there are the independent people which they
don't try to be popular they don't try to be
anyone else just themselves....

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I can't imagine him in bed,
Chick lit needs to be read,
Draw down his manly jocks,
Does he leave on his socks?
Imagine the thrills, 
Before our cardiac pills,
Is this erotic? I say,
Whose love resonates today?
Ah, it's  ephemeral bliss,
Sending him my loving kiss,
On snogging there is no ban,
Biohazards, our human span!...

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santas on the thunderbox (aussie toilet)
whats that thunder falling rocks?
wash your feet and bloody socks!
no blurting in your under jocks :)
brains near gone
with my depression
pop a zolof my obsession...Don Johnson

Saw a cartoon recently of a two story outhouse/thunderbox....the top floor was 4 polititans 
and the bottom floor was for voters...

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I am different,
In many ways,
Clothes,
Thoughts,
Drawings,
Friends,
My clothes are different,
In many ways,
Black,
Chains,
Straps,
Baggy,
My thoughts are different,
In many ways,
Drugs,
Sex,
Suicide,
Murder,
My drawings are different,
In many ways,
Dark,
Depressing,
Sad,
Twisted,
My friends are different,
In many ways,
Preps,
Jocks,
Goths,
Nonsocial,
	I am me.
				I am different....

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	David Williams
Contest Name	
Text Talk 

Sukin aigs thru smelly sox,
Bitsa betr den burnt out joks,

Chikn caught wid ol red fox,
Gonna is him, bloody not,

Findem catchem  shiela great,
No snuggle, cuddle ya hes i  tate….




Sucking eggs through smelly sox,
Bit better than burnt out jocks,

Chicken caught with ol red Fox,
Gonna (dead) is him, bloody not?

Find em catch em, shiela great,
No snuggle, cuddle if you hesitate...

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The glistening oil,
Beaming and sliding
Bodies in sweat and hard, hard body
Parts, into sexual, multiorgasmatic, release
Hellfire body, and fluids aboil
Spewing forth in volumious taste,
Raw cane sweet and brine finishes, 
surrounded by money piles
Secured by wet lip ****s,
And stone hard jocks,
The rise and fall in the desert,
Licking the delicately gloved hand,
Colored blue velvet 
Kissing her name and petting her persuasion....

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Charging nine twenty-five for a glass
Of merlot in this joint? Thanks, I'll pass.
I like Walmart's low rate. 
At just two eighty-eight,
I can drink the whole bottle. What class!

I don't have to own futures and stocks
Or hang out with some overpaid jocks.
'Cuz I've often opined 
That the best wine you'll find
Can be poured from a spout on a box.

Written June 17th for Francine Roberts' Bottle of Wine, (fruit of the vine, when.......) 
contest...

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