Short Jen Poems
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A transgender girl in Milan
Must guard when she goes to the can
She may wish to sit
Or truly commit
And pee on the floor like a man!
Jen the hater was an awful bully
People’s reps she would gleefully sully
We made her our friend
Things were on the mend
Left her bad attitude in the gully
A fast-paced, quick-thinking woman is Jen.
Gregarious and fun, she juggles her men
Tossed and tumbled, all three laugh about it.
Loving her the whole time, for she is a chit.
Happy-go-lucky, fun to be with for sure.
Her motives are good-natured, totally pure.
All think they have a chance, but none know.
She juggles six more beaus down in Buffalo.
I visit my nurse today
who gives me my injection
she always makes me feel okay
and has a superb complexion
There are other carers there
but Jen's the one I allow to dose
one prior orderly gave me a scare
almost fainted came near close
I'm glad we found each other
now there's no need to fear it
there never is a pother
I've found a kindred spirit
Number 5 of
THE JENNIFER POEMS
Nothing gave me a worse shudder-
Nothing enraged me more
Then when it came to my feeble ears that
Sweet JEN was holidaying with that savage chief.
I leave thee in despair Jen
For that feeble heart I promised thee
Slowly collapses when I reflect of thee.
I leave thee in my despair.
But I hope that someday soon
We meet again with happier thoughts.
Standing, trembling
facing the abyss
of your heart calling
me in. You are
the giant
who inspires me, you are
the scent
of my forgotten thoughts, you are
the flame
that consumes my logic. The sound
of your steps in my soul
blissfully scares me.
There is nothing
left but
to jump into the unknown
where your arms and smile are
waiting
for me to be
chasing my dreams.
Billy whispered to Jen,
Lets have an adventure again.
Through the maze,
Past the graze.
Their'd you find them,
In a fort made of Ma's favorite denim.
Billy and Jen, partners in crime,
Billy and Jen, Always till the end.
Can't find them?
You'd hear Ma say "Oh, not again!"
Through the maze,
Past the graze.
Their they were!
Making their own world!
Billy and Jen,
Were always,
Best friends, till the end.
There once was a dingo doer named Jen
who’s nothin but a suckin squawkin hen.
For a tim tam she’ll do
the same nasty to you
with a stroke of her feral tongue and pen!
She’s got a thing for this special dingo
and writes me love poems in my lingo.
With all that sexual tension
she so wants my attention
but beware the rabid dingo innuendo!
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*tim tam is a chocolate biscuit.