Short Inept Poems

often am inept
which is when old age crept
died than slept and slept

Jim Horn...

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History should be written in ink, not lead;
in glorious black and white, not bloody red;
nor by some inept leader, but those who bled....

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Brain Drain
No Pain
Feel Strain
No Gain

Brain Dead
Empty Head
Lost Thread
Softly Tread

Brain Old
Gone Cold
Nothing Told
On Hold...

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L-ove is the greatest,
L-ife without it is inept,
O-pen your own heart.

Topic: Birthday of Lyka Ling Ortiz (February 26)
Form: Haikustic...

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henceforth be known
all men are weasels
and carry their pride
forlorn and inept
yet waxing with sand

hear the bell – satan
your parcel retrieve
no more...

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When in December I make resolutions
    I fixate upon vows unkept

  Single-handed I topple the Theory of Evolution
    For every year I come up inept...

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Properly Prepped

Failure to accept,
Especially from inept;
Do need to be prepped.

If you think it is
Bad, it usually is or
Surely soon will be.

Jim Horn...

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Happiness races like the cheerful deer
Can’t be kept forever in the inept frame
Drifts always like illusive mirage farther
Can’t be reached for the thirst to tame....

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Totally Inept

Only those who are totally inept,
Failure never willing to accept,
And if hysteric,
Must be cleric,
Revealing secrets once well kept.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Hard To Accept

Have heard Trump is hard to accept;
Even if he has been dumb and inept;
In despair,
Will stare,
And does not appear to be well-kept.

Jim Horn...

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I stand, inept
on the edge of dreams
Oblivion waits
and darkness, like a mother,
opens her cloak
At the threshold of time
no-one can release you
from yourself
I choose life....

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To Accept Accuracy Always Refuse

After all the data we would peruse;
To accept accuracy again did refuse;
Often inept;
Not accept;
Knowing that creators must excuse.

Jim Horn...

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While Jesus Wept

On more and ore sinning we had kept;
Jesus was sad and He wept and wept;
About Trump they say,
Brains all swept away;
God actually let Trump become inept.

Jim Horn...

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Chose Those Who Knows

Friendly people are those that choose,
Ways to improve and everyone knows;
Never was inept;
One we did accept;
Not a pain who on you so often grows.

James Horn...

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Cleared Away Mire

Cleared away mire and started to aspire;
Goals started growing higher and higher;
Though am inept,
Mission did accept;
While we wish Trump would soon expire.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Prepared for Being Inept

Trump had prepared for being inept,
Either did rest or he slept and slept;
An example poor,
When he did snore;
Being bother to everyone on he kept.

Jim Horn...

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Trump Prepped for Being Inept

We think it happened  while Trump slept;
Had appeared like he was being prepped;
Also contained,
And detained;
Could learn how to be completely inept.

Jim Horn...

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By God Motivated

What we want is God to make us motivated;
Everyone equally liked and no one hated;
We may be inept;
Should still accept;
For us change of attitude God has created.

Jim Horn...

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McCain Was Well Kept

McCain was well kept  even when he slept;
Then we knew God his life would intercept;
To heaven bring;
Hear angels sing;
Trump stayed in White House totally inept.

Jim Horn...

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Lawyers supply inept legalese.
One while defending my Pekinese,
went into a stupor,
made one fatal blooper.
Stripped in front of the judge ridding fleas.
 
© Aug 23 2010 For Carolyn’s “Lawyer” contest...

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Now,
In September,
When the morning is a vast awakening
Filled with orange clouds,
And fractured shafts of sun-shimmer
Descend before the earth
Am I too young to see the gods dance?
To find them I am inept....

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TOMMYROT


Flabbergasted – a swimming head

A cold intrusion

A sullen bed.

Cantankerousness

Apt delusion

Inept in death

Dyspeptic relation

Cryptic tree

Unjust incarceration

Liberate me....

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Erupt and Corrupt

He was belligerent and rather abrupt;
With much emotion he would erupt;
Not well-kept,
And also inept;
He and his character were both corrupt.

Jim Horn

Did end up doing something corrupt....

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A vote for Joe Biden for President
A ticket for Barack Obama as Vice-President
Hoping this amazing duo
Will set Mr. Orange aglow
And finally, get rid of this inept precedent

(Dream along with me!!!)...

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Soaked in tears,
Inept to express,
Her love,
predictable about
Dire Consequences,
Dying within
Wanting to express
Yet, cannot!

Unlucky in love
Unlucky in life
Tranquil yet soaked in tears!
But hopes still alive!...

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