Short Immediatly Poems

I threw in the towel immediatly with P D
and left P D with the impression That P D CRUSHED me.
P D dosen't like to lose or P D will cry like a Big Chicken Baby!
So I've left P D with the impression that P D CRUSHED me.
It's the least I can do for my little poet destroyer P D....

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"Buy me some drinks!" she said to me directly.
"After a few belts even you might just look good to me."
So I bought her a drink, then two more, repeatedly
and needless to say yours truly got lucky.
The following morning she kicked me out of her place immediatly
The above is just one more typical date for TheKidster, SillyBilly....

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The food was lodged in her throat, she was begining to turn blue,
but a local hillbilly with his daddy knew exactly what to do.
He lifted her dress and pulled down her drawers,
and proceeded to lick her entire hind quarters.
Shocked, the woman immediatly coughed the food out,
and thanked him for saving her life, reluctantly no doubt.
"Son," daddy said, "I couldn't be proud of you more.
Ya know, I heard about that hind lick procedure,
but never seen no one ever done it before."...

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