Short Icky Poems

"God"


IT is
icky

He or
She

maybe
am

BIG
uous...

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dandelions
fluffy
puffy
sticky,icky
blowing snowing
summer fuzz...

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Fat little bunny 
Fell in a vat of honey
Sticky, icky
Hasenpfeffer...

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The first part breezy
hot,humid,sticky,icky
In the shade with kool-aide....

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The preacher's daughter picky Vicky

Went out one night with icky Ricky

Both her parents got mad

But it wasn't that bad

She came home with a sticky hickey



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Offered a starring role in a naughty movie
Thrilled but said no, t'was much too icky gooie
As shy as I am
This sweet wee lamb
My demure demeanour makes me a bit more choosey...

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The icky sticky squid-man
Squeezed from the water spout
Leapt up my nose and
Sucked my brains right out.

Dug deep inside me
with all his slimy legs
Inside my skull hole
He laid a thousand eggs....

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Icky, 
sneezy, 
sleazy, 
ugly
virus called Cold. Icky, sneezy luck.
Free me from this sleazy, ugly yuck!


(Inspired by Debbie Guzzi's
 encouragement to try new forms ..so blame her! :) 5/29/11...

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There once was a lady named Vickie,
Whose eating habits were quite picky.
She preferred her sweet treats,
To vegetables and meats,
Saying, "Healthy foods are just too icky!"

11/4/13
(based on a true story)...

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Limericks by nature are meant to be funny
About big ears, crooked noses that are icky and runny
No serious stuff
Of that we get enough
Need giggles to tickle our tummies


© Jack Ellison 2015...

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There's something on my hand.
Get it off! Get it off!
It bit onto me and
I've hid it with my cuff.

Its face is buried deep.
Sucking blood! Sucking blood!
I've named it Fractious Freep
It looks like a Milk Dud....

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Inky Binky
Think she chinky
Milky Ricky
Risky-tricky
~
This key, is key
tricky is he...
~
Mickey Ricky
Icky quickie

Thinks he kingly

3/7/20
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©...

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Found the way to heaven
Although the devil's tricky

Found the way to heaven
Everything but Jesus icky!

Fouind the way to heaven
Just have to be God's child

Found the way to heaven
Get rid of thoughts so wild!...

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Tiffiny
Daughter, Sister, Friend, Listener
Sister of Tabby and Icky
Lover of music, art, and puzzles
Who feels joy, sorrow, and contentment
Who fears broken promises, failure, and roaches
Would like to see Mont Saint-Michel, Ireland, and India
Resident of No-man's Land, Florida
Hagan...

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Monkey see....monkey do...
Monkey took a poo poo...
Monkey pooed on my arm..
on my shirt...icky warm...
Monkey poo rings my alarm!
Monkey monkey...look at you!
Get this off...it's from your wah-zoo!!
Eep! eep! eep! said the monkey!
Then he squeezed his nose...
'cause it smelled funky!...

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Feeling somewhat icky trying to keep my peace
Annoying, stinky farts never do you cease
Rude and vulgar every time I’m near
Talking and farting in my ear
I know it’s all on purpose just to eerk my nerve
Never farting in pubic or around the kids, you serve 
Gross farts to start a fight, cut it out!...

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Our first kiss wasn’t a designer kiss
It was our signature moment 
To blossom in the moonlight
Did we got it right
Oh! yes we did

It was the talk of the night
as the crickets hum a beautiful tone
 lots to precieve with young minds 

The air felt sticky
And lovers were icky
It was a lovely year 1989...

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LIST of Dirty words 
•	fierce 
•	horrible
•	icky
•	murderous
•	noxious
•	obnoxious
•	ornery
•	outrageous
•	rough
•	tough
•	unpleasant
•	vile
•	vulgar
•	beastly
•	bum
•	disagreeable
•	ungodly
•	unholy
•	yucky words that I wish I never heard LOL!!!



9/27/19
Written by James Edward Lee Sr. 2019©...

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Listen to poem:

Critters,

Yucky, icky,

Creepy, crawly, nasty,

Scuzzy, slimy, oozy, therefore,

Many!


*Traditional Cinquain
1st line - 1 word, 2nd line - 2 words, 3rd line - 3 words,
4th line - 4 words, 5th line - 1 word
2-4-6-8-2 Syllables
First line - title, last line - connects title....

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The able had plucked all the yellow on top.
They had carted away with all the lemon too;
Left only the  green on the papaya tree.
The lame came and left with the green they met.
On the dinner-table was the last pawpaw shock:
The yellow were icky,the lemon were rotten too;
Only the green were red and crispy in their mouths.




18th Jan.,2015...

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It could have been spaghetti
that I passed out on the street.

As icky as it seems to me
down near my hairy feet.

A yellow curl that made me sick.
A half a morsel not too thick.

That lay there still just like a worm
and made my stomach start to churn.

It could have been spaghetti
that I passed out on the street.

In sauce that lasts forever
in a place it will secrete.

Spaghetti!...

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Hippy hyena hid hipster hippo’s hysteria.
Ignominious iguana ignored Iceland’s icky industries.
Jovial jelly jars joyfully jumped jubilantly into June.
Kind kangaroos killed Kansas’s killjoy kindnesses.
Loving lithe llamas languished, lacking lonely leaders.
Marvelous magnificent magicians masqueraded as maestros.
Needless nutcrackers helped hippy hyenas hide hippos’ hysteria....

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There was an old man from Bluegrass,
          who always ate green sassafras.
                        His tummy got icky,
                        somersaults and sicky,
                 took pills, now there’ll BEANO more gas!




A Limerick, Old or New: Your personal favorite Poetry Contest
8-8-6-6-8 syllable count
howmanysyllables.com


Written: April 10, 2018...

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Steady Eddie was always ready
For meatballs and spaghetti.

Dan the man was a big fan
Of eating eggs with boiled ham.

Bob the slob was on the job
To chew away corn on the cob.

Mitt the git could hardly sit
When served a bowl of shrimp & grits.

Jake the snake, numb as a hake
Just adored potato and steak.

Tricky Ricky who looked all sickly
Finds it all to be quite icky!...

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       Scuba Diving
Heavy SCUBA tanks
As if flying in water
Everywhere blue

  
Dry mouth icky salt
Regulator gets knocked out
Can't breathe in water
  
   
See a shark hiding
Marveling in its stealth
Hope it's not hungry
  
   
Running our of air
Better get to boat fast
Stupid lungs why why?
   
Brightly colored fish
And coral everywhere    
I wish I could stay
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