Short Humanely Poems

All positions for annoying people have been filled
Other applicants that apply, will be lightly killed
Humanely as can be
Strapped to a tree
And pelted with rocks till near death, and then become still...

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Was Insanely and Mainly Crazy 

Whatever Trump had done was not humanely;
Started seeing that results ended up insanely;
Always  wrong,
And ding dong;
Major part of brain became an imbecile mainly.

Jim Horn

Approaching 6,000....

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I have been attending to a sick Chevy.
My neighbor
who I never talk to
or about,
has left a note on the hood
of the truck...

both a warning and a threat:
that the cops have or will be,
or may in the future
be notified!

I think I will have to have
the vehicle humanely put-down.
There’s no fixing the old bag
next-door though....

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In the dark cellar
where I lay my young head
there were shadows rats,
and phantom squeaks.

All night long
hunched silhouettes
nibbled at the space
between them and me.

Luckily, I had a superman figure
who rodeoed them all
into a toy plastic hospital
where they were put down
humanely.
As I was,

when I mentioned my fears
to unblinking parents.

...

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Listen to poem:

Have you heard 
a carrot scream, 
when dragged outta earth?
Or the yell of green beans
peeled alive
severed cross-wise, sectioned?
Or the curdling 
yell of purple potatoes 
plonked alive in 
boiling water?
Or the plaintive cry of yellow corn
cobs stripped-searched, naked.
All to be less-wasteful,
and draw humanely, 
and guilt-free,
in noise-cancelling
headphones....

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