Short Hearses Poems
Short Hearses Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Hearses by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Hearses by length and keyword.
Verse Too Terse
Verse in lines of words :-
One.
Removes all the :-
Fun.
What makes it much worse is,
It’s verse hitched to hearses...
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Categories:
hearses, humorous,
Form:
Alliteration
You'Re Never Too Old
Joe and Ann liked to play docs and nurses
When their kids all came home there were curses
Well the problem you see
Is they're both ninety three
And both not quite ready for their hearses...
Written on 24th August 2021...
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Categories:
hearses, humor,
Form:
Limerick
Tequila
She was a shot of tequila,
Gulped by every tippler.
She was a vase of carnations
Set on a high table,
For everyone to smell.
She was a lodge napkin,
To absorb their bodies' muck
She was a cup of cappuccino,
To calm their tactile desires.
They contaminated her,
And she is contaminating,
The gullible satyriasis.
Soon, hearses will be
Moving around!...
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Categories:
hearses, lust, sad love,
Form:
Free verse
They Tax Our Axes
They want to tax our axes
Then, take away our trees.
They impose cell phone taxes.
Then, laugh and shoot the breeze.
Lodges, matches, bridges, britches,
Dresses, dishes, finches, fishes.
Hinges, hitches, hedges, hearses,
Lenses, lynxes, luscious lashes…
They dip their hands in every pot.
Spreading wealth around they say…
Big Business taxes are a lot…not!
The newfangled economic way –
The middle class will love to pay!
© January 29, 2011
Dane Smith-Johnsen...
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Categories:
hearses, angst, funny, social
Form:
Rhyme