Short Funnybird Poems
Short Funnybird Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funnybird by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funnybird by length and keyword.
Now it came to pass before the bird was born,
Twas the bird of Alian, a baby forlorn
He was a normal little child, or so goes the fable,
That is—until mommy left him on the kitchen table
If she would have only known what would happen, she would have been wary,
For such an instance would be quite a-scary!
Such things may change in the life shall he tread,
Because of his past, when table met head
(This is a fictional poem)
Sonny the Cuckoo bird ate all of my cocoa puffs.
When I saw that the box was empty, I got rough.
He said he ate it because he loved that cocoa crunch.
I killed that damn bird and then I had him for lunch.
He'd been arrested for eating other people's cereal, he was a con.
I stuck my shotgun up that bird's butt and his ass was gone.
Some people say that shooting him was hasty.
Maybe so but that damn bird sure was tasty