Short Freighter Poems

When the Isle of Man Master Baitor
Got a gig on an Irish freighter
To Scotland they sailed
Until they were hailed 
When seamen splashed an aviator...

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An alligator on a floating freighter
Ate the Captain and the navigator,
He also ate the crew 
In a meaty stew,
In a feast which included the waiter....

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Trump Chomped To Bits

Trump has become a toilet trainer traitor;
Should send to China on a slow freighter;
Obce was a boat
With an anecdote;
Can you believe he was a woman hater.

Jim Horn...

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Son Scottie drives a Porsche, had a broken antennae
Took it to the shop, must wait for a part from Germany
Six weels later
Arrived by freighter
Wrong part... bottom line, buy a Hyundai...

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Trump Took Fast Freighter

To China, Trump has taken a fast freighter;
While on the way he became chaos creator;
Caused a mishap,
Using wrong map;
Never on time and always two hours later.

Jim Horn...

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distress alarm went out over the Dunkirk Sea
french bunnies in the water, capsized, maybe three
tugboats and rowboats raced to try and help
argentine bunnies were pulled out wearing gooey kelp

I rescued four, Michigan, a freighter captain said.
we have five here, announced my uncle Fred.
altogether they rescued nineteen bunnies that day.
boats of every color and country, many from far away....

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Excessive Horn Haikua

Deliver Down River and God Is Giver

always deliver
down what is wide river
God has been giver

do me a favor
we know now that a neighbor
carries sword in sabre

appeared a skater
ran over alligator
on a fast freighter

was some stoic style
trump on  turbulent trial
which he did defile

ate ball full of fuzz
which always would be because
my cat always does

Jim Horn...

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We always wonder what was the matter, 
With all of the clatter and loud chatter; 
Took big break; 
Made more cake; 
Overflowed using my self raising batter.

May have been made by a mad hatter,
Who always found self growing fatter;
Disturbing wishes;
Broken dishes;
Smelled so bad we started to scatter.

We wonder which one will be greater,
A slow boat to China or fast freighter;
Would see Pope;
Had much hope;
Preferred beautiful elegant educator.

Jim Horn...

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