Short Feces Poems

boring earth dung
buries feces so tens times
heavier than itself per a night
sounds few times a day
rollers...

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There is some dog doo on my shoe
Gritty, grassy, smelly too.
You call it feces.
I call it pooh.
It is a lovely midnight blue....

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I see no problem of that blue fly
Always gets in feces
Natural phenomena
The worldly shit is the assembly
Of all that blue flies in one place...

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I see no problem of that blue fly
Always gets in feces
Natural phenomena 
The worldly shit is the assembly
Of all that blue flies in one place...

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An old biologist named Ulysses
  Had a job identifying species
    Ulysses was arse-backward
    His technique manufactured
  'Stead of faces, he examined feces...

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I know infants stink,
Scream, spread feces everywhere.
I saw one, learned why they're sweet.
Raising them costs all.
They'll mar the Earth like we did.
I saw heaven in his sleep....

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Koalas called Joeys are marsupials
Was told they sure don't smell like petunias
An Australian lady
Said they smell like feces
Will take her word for it, though dubious...

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The Zoo.
Hooray!
Love it!
Hooray! Hippity Dippity Snippity Rippity Hooray!
The Zoo?
Me!
Sure.
Love to go.
Feeling dance-y and prancey, giddy and diddy.
The zoo!
Where else can you go 
where the gorillas
throw their feces at you?...

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It's hard to smile in Frisco, with feces on the ground
    Equally difficult in Chicago, where crime abounds downtown

  But there's always 'sunny Florida,' from which leftists are fleeing
    No more socialists, LGBTQ-advocates, or folks on sidewalks peeing...

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Stop the rain, exercise your brain because you need your brain cells and it gets slippery and dangerous and too much rain gets bad and the water grows higher and higher and things grow in the water and it gets corroded and poisoned from others like feces and bacteria....

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Ever since I discovered that any government agency,
can activate the camera and microphone on my flat screen TV,
remotely and violate my privacy,
I have been being as gross as I can possibly be,
everything from picking my nose to playing with cat feces.
Enjoy NSA,
Have A Great Day....

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Penelope has the look of haughty
I doubt she could ever be naughty
She has a trained rat
That once ate a cat
Truly I am just being snotty

Penelope has ways that are distinct
Her wordage is curt and succinct
Her rat will gnaw your face
A simple disgrace
Neither thinks their feces doth stink...

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if you are finicky or squeamish at all
do not crawl under that locked bathroom stall.
You never know what you will find on the ugly floor
crusty dried feces and urine, other awful stuff galore
if you are the one who locked it and slid out of the way
know that we custodians kind of despise you today....

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let's use the loo she said
as if it does not have Covid all over the seat
As if there is not feces on the floor
as if it is okay
Give me a diaper I told my grandmother
She stared at me for a long time.
You are thirty-four she said
That's right I replied
Old enough to know better than to use a public restroom...

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The palms, the peas, the protea too
Showing up the lilies and iris ever blue.
The gourds and the daisies growing so fine.
Nothing outshines fungi which walks a clear cut line.
Tens of thousands of plant species
Growing more readily with help of feces.
From bulbs or seeds, makes no diff,
Cover the ground in a giant jiff....

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Piggy with a happy engaging heart
Moved mud with his giant humungous fart
Ladies thought it cute
Enjoyed the big brute
Hoindexter Hog had such a vulgar art.

Farmer Pete took Hoindexter to the mart.
Overheard one say “It’s a pig. They’re smart.”
Got a big kick
Out of that hick
Hoindexter smeared him with his feces art....

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Blind is blind
despite the fact that the sun
shines everyday to show path

Impurity 
although beautiful to look 
is impure

Dustbin is always a dustbin 
even though it is in 
a beautiful blooming flower garden

Human feces
Even if washed with urine, 
that place is never be sacred

Inside blindness is always harmful

09.07.2020 Chattogram...

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Slave Of God
Where is our faith and where is our bravery?
The devil is slave of god and Islam is against slavery
Abad Islam is about peace and we are in pieces
Cleanliness is half faith and what we have is feces
Who is our guide and where is our track?
God is our front and devil is our back
We claim we are Jesus but we are brad Pitt
We think we are scholars but we are shi....

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Three blind mices

               Clock hands, stick

Small furry fices

               Their poops, thick ...



Could their feces

               Cling, quite fixed

Maybe those meces

               Catch necks ... nixed.

                            ;-)




* Written and submitted on March 22, 2018, for the "A Little Laughter Five" Poetry Contest, Edward McCall, Sponsor. *...

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The TS Restaurant was started by two old broads.
They hammered drums outside using lightning rods.
Come one and all! Get your Tarantula soup!
It’ll make your innards happy, it’ll make you poop!

The mayor was upset, he said “it’s not dignified!”
Until his tummy got knotted, and his feces stayed inside.
Now he is outside yelling “Come get your Tarantula soup!”
It has made him more pleasant, now that he can poop....

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Don’t bury me in an eco-pod
for I am biodegradable already.
Don’t bury me in the earth,
or animal feces I might birth
nor in lead
because while lead is harmless to the dead
it is after all lead.
Don’t bury me under stone,
beneath a stone all alone.
Bury me in fermenting compost,
you may leave my feet 
sticking out just for laughs.
Yes wormy me, good an
germy, awfully squirmy,
until all is dank and smelly,
the I will grow roses 
out of my belly....

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In an age
Where souls are pawned
For fame and wealth


A time when
Good and evil
Cease to war

A period where
Men passed, and
Weaklings arose

A place which 
Breaks my heart
yet fuels my limbs

A land whose
Stain I loathe
But name I bear

A people who
Curse the stench
Yet eat the feces
Here, I’m to call home
Home or desert?

My path is vast
So I call it home
But journey it is

I hope to sleep
And wake in a time
Where men are men....

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Like smeared from tears mascara 
Streaks of rain water stream down 
Smudging pigeon feces on embossed chipped bricks

Once green, now bare and whitened 
Naked brittle ivy cling on...
To and through; the cracks of the façade 

To the eave...I've climbed those old chipped bricks
Atop the old school that once taught 
Ahh, the teachers, the kids...the young me

 

Pick A Title, Vol 11 - Kimo ( 3 stanzas ) Poetry Contest 
Sponsored By Edward Ibeh 
11-18-2019...

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Inside ,cause within i blaze
Where the foundation
Of my soul is based
Where darkness is a salvation
Fueling the fire
Desire consumed mire
Afraid ,diluted by dire dread
A fraud ,caught in thought

Disabled by hesitation
Mature semblance
Detained by sentiment
Depression & obsession
Inflicted upon my soul
Poisoned but not spoiled
Even with all this feign & feces stain
I still conquer and gain again and again
Because I'm so much more
Than this storming rein...

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I feel like feces in a toilet
unwanted and flushed away
like a rotten egg; scorned
cracked and then thrown away
maybe even like spoiled milk
one taste and i make you sick;
then i'm thrown away
i'm like a bugger in your nose
you just got to get rid of me
like pigeon poop
you wouldn't want me to touch you
it's funny
because to me, you're
like a million bucks
i'll want you all the days of my life
but to you;
i'm just a tissue
that you use
and then,
throw
away...

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